BAU Baddies
Garcia: good morning loves!!!! :D
Emily: Respectfulky its 7am on a Saturday plz be quiet I am hungoveru
Derek: oh really?
Derek: WAKE UP WAKE UP
Derek: 🎶🎶🎶🎷
Rossi: gmornin!
Y/n: bae emily said to be quiet, be quiet
Emily: loml at marry me rn
JJ: ..
Emily: OMG
Derek: JJ you are MARRIED
Hotch: Lord it is 7am why already
Reid: I haven't slept yet.
Derek: pretty boy go to bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Emily: this mfer
Y/n: Spence sleep soon hun
Hotch: Reid we've talked about that, it's not good for you. Go sleep.
Rossi: how to leave groupchat how to mute groupchat on messaging app
Emily: DOES THIS MFER THINK HES ON GOOGLE LMAOOO
Derek: HE DOES HE FUCKING DOES IM GONNA PISS MYSELF 👨🏾🦲
Garcia: guys stop :(( Rossi ur on messaging still go to google.
Rossi: HOW LEAVE GROUPCHAT MUTE GROUPCHAT
Hotch: Dave I'm laughing at you I cannot lie I am so sorry.
Reid: 🦂 hes aware of his existence
Emily: ..spencer what is wrong with you
Derek: PRETTY BOY PLEASE WHAT?????????
Garcia: even I can't defend that what the fuck :/
Rossi: Google is broken I'm confused.
JJ: ....please it's so early I cannot so this
Derek: dumb:ass AH 🎉🎉🎉
Hotch: HEVE JEHEHI HIIUDH
Hotch: fuck Jack tried taking my phone out of my hands and that accidentally sent, my apologies.
Emily: "fuck" ??? WHOS MAN IS THIS? IK THAT AINT HOTCH?
Derek: Tell ur sticky ipad kid to not touch your phone lol 🤜🏻🧒🏻
Y/n: NOOO PLZ HES GONNA GET OFFENDED WHAT ABOUT OUR RAISES
JJ: What raises??
Emily: the ones we gotta guilt trip him for ofc bestie
Hotch: Please do not punch my child.
Emily: someone has to 🙄 obv you dont
Hotch: Why would I?
Emily: why not
Derek: ^
Y/n: is there a box emoji?
Derek: yuh 📦
Y/n: 🧒🏻 -> 📦
Garcia: D: ?????
Emily: NO HES GONNA GET MAD AGAIN
Hotch: ...
Derek: LMAOO PLZ THTA WAS FOUL YOU GUYS PLAY TOO MUCH
Y/n: I have said nothing but factual statements
Rossi: how to stop crying how not to cry how to stop
Derek: ..yo italy man you okay?
Hotch: David google is free
Emily: 💀💀💀 PLEASE HOTCH
Reid: 🛒 she is listening
Y/n: ?? I think we broke him
Garcia: even I'm concerned why spence???
Reid: :)
Derek: ????
Rossi: hey guys is your internet being weird as well?
Hotch: Yeah, mhm it is. I think we should all stay off our electronics until it goes back to normal.
Derek: NOT YOU LYING 🤔🤔
Emily: HE REALLY TRIED IT SO RUDE HOTCHYPOO😂
Y/n: party at my house tn?
Rossi: no at mine
Y/n: okay we'll drink all ur expensive alcohol 🎶🎶🎷🕺💃💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺🕺
Rossi: how to cope
Derek: MAN GET A THERAPIST MY GAWD
Hotch: retirement is always an open valid option js.
Emily: 💀💀 hes done hes gonna snap I'm crying
Garcia:
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
