Rusha: How tall are you?
5p!Russia: I am 34 Cheetos tall!
Rusha: *Nikolai.EXE has stopped working*
3p!Russia: Why did you feel the need to measure yourself with Cheetos?
5p!Russia: We were out of Doritos.
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2p!Russia: If you are a snowman, as you claim to be, what happens to you when the winter snow melts in summer?
5p!Russia: ...I guess I die.
2p!Russia: You're sillier than the Italian circus sometimes.
5p!Russia: What did the Italian circus do?
2p!Russia: They painted chow chow puppies black and white and told us they were pandas.
America: u mean gold and blue.
Italy: *holding a chow chow puppy* Nigga..
