Vermont, injecting maple syrup into his veins:
Alabama: Say fuck!
Ohio: Yeah, do it say fuck!
Indiana: Frick!Florida: Do you want kisses?
Mass: Yes.Gov: I adopted a hedgehog!
IDC: You did what?
DC: Did you name him Sonic?Kentucky: What the fuck is that!?
Geo: What are you-
Geo, sees a spider:
Geo: Nope nope nope, not today!Ohio, singing the ending part of Kill Yourself:
Michigan: I wish I could.Coco: You want weed?
Utah: No.
Coco, pouting: You're no fun.Indiana: Why are you looking up, "ways to kill people without the finding out"?
Ohio: Why do you think?Alabama: Ah the work here is-
Geo, grabbing a coke can out of thin air:
Alabama: Where did you get that!?CDC, looking at Florida do anything:
CDC: *CDScream*Gov: Florida, what the fuck are you doing!?
Florida: Yes!
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio