Tommy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Ranboo: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tommy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Tubbo: edible
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Tubbo: We need to get through this locked door. Ranboo, give me your credit card.
Ranboo: Here.
Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks. Tommy, kick down the door.
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*Tommy and Tubbo sitting in prison together*
Tubbo: So who should we call?
Tommy: I’d call Ranboo, but I feel safer in jail
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Tubbo: What do you think Tommy will do for a distraction?
Ranboo: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ranboo: ... or they could do that.
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Tubbo: I trust Tommy.
Ranboo: You think they know what they're doing?
Tubbo: I wouldn't go that far.
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Tubbo: While I’m gone, Tommy, you’re in charge.
Tommy: Yes!!!
Ranboo, whispering: Tubbo, you’re secretly in charge.
Tubbo: Obviously
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Tubbo: In your opinion, what’s the height stupidity?
Tommy: *turning to Ranboo*
How tall are you?
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Tommy, texting Tubbo: Tubbo! Help I’m being kidnapped
Tubbo: Where are you?
Tommy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Tubbo: I’ll call Ranboo.
Ranboo, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Tubbo: Where’s Tommy? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Ranboo: Tommy? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Ranboo: ...
Ranboo: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Ranboo: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T
THAT BAD!
Tommy: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Tubbo: Why are you on the floor?
Tommy: I'm depressed.
Tommy: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ranboo.
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Ranboo: We need a distraction.
Tubbo: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Tommy, whispering: My time has come
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Ranboo: WHY. why did you give Tommy a KNIFE?!
Tubbo: They said they felt unsafe.
Ranboo: Now I feel unsafe!
Tubbo: ......
Tubbo: would you like a knife?
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Tommy, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Ranboo: You did WHAT–
Tubbo: William Snakepeare
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Ranboo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Tommy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Tubbo: Good thinking.
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I have no self control whatsoever
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Villains
Actionbench trio+ purple villain story and incorrect quotes inspired by Gumi Yumi cover I got From SAD-ist on Twitter
