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Hotch: Emily why did you tell Jack that if he sings that inappropriate song his mother will come back from the dead to thank him??

Emily: okay 1. WAP is a GODLY song 2. WHOS SAYS IT WAS ME??

Derek: Prentiss OMG😃😄😃

Reid: Is that the song that you kept blasting when we hung out the other day?

Emily: Yes! It's good right bestie?

Reid: I have no comment.

Hotch: He's upset his mother is still dead Emily.

Y/n: let's ask Haley how she feels about this 🎤⚰

Derek: AYO ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Emily: THAT IS NOT MY FAULT

Hotch: She's very silent on the subject, wonder why.

Rossi: 😱😱😱

Derek: Jack knows how death works right? Like why'd he believe that LOL

Hotch: idk I think I need to have a talk with him about it again, getting a LITTLE delusional

Emily: Hotch please 💀 I'm sorry I thought it'd be funny AND IT WAS🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Garcia: she a runner she a track star 🎤😃

Derek: DAMN BABYGURL GET IT OO YUH🥳🥳 LUNGS OKAYOKAY

Rossi: This is why I don't like children

Emily: WHAT LMAO💀💀

Hotch: Dave for the love of god shut up please. My kid is more well behaved than you and hes 6.

Derek: LMAOO PLEASE GO OFF BOSSMAN👹👹

JJ: When the girlie are in fact fighting

Emily: WIFEY HI 🤤🤤

Y/n: hows the divorce bestie?

Derek: 💀💀💀👨🏾‍🦯

Hotch: Not funny guys.

Emily: ofc you would say that 🤨🤨

Y/n: #divorcedthanwidowed

Rossi: ^ can relate tbh

Hotch: Can we stop talking about my dead wife please

Derek: YALL GONNA HAVE MANS CRYING DONT DO HIM LIKE THAT LMAOO 💀

JJ: I kicked him out lol he yelled at me in front of the kids saying I'm a sinner <<33

Y/n: A SINNER PLEASE WHATS HIS ISSUE DIDNT HE KNOW YOUR BI??

JJ: No but he's homeless and wifeless af rn so 🥱🤷🏼‍♀️

Emily: I will beat his ass bb

JJ: <3

Garcia: JEMILY AF ^-^

Derek: FUCK IT UP GAYS IN THE BAU???? VALID AF 🥳🥳🥳

Reid: I feel bad for Will.

JJ: ..

Emily: ...

Derek: ..

Y/n: ..

Hotch: ??

JJ: Why LOL

Reid: Didn't you cheat on him?

Derek: PRETTY BOY ILY BUT SHUT UP

JJ: I didnt cheat he was mad about how me and Emily joked around but shes hot so might get wifed up again who knows

Emily: I am in love with you.

Hotch: Congratulations guys?

Emily: thanks bossman♡

Derek: 🤬🤬🤬 <- Will rn

Y/n: 💀💀💀 RIP

Reid: Oh in that case I am very happy for you both! I hope everything works out well!

JJ: Thanks Spence :)

Garcia: OMG THATS SO CUTE!!!!!!

Derek: can I watch you guys makeout? 😍😍

    *'Hotch' removed 'Derek'*

Hotch: Timeout. Semi straight man.

Emily: PLZ💀🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️