The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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puppy🐕🖤

you know what i want?

for the last time
i'm not getting you a cow

you wound me
but that's not it

so we're finally over the cow phase?

snuffles
it's not a phase
i still want a cow

merlin help us
what is it that you want?

BIBBLE

who?

siriusly?

yes
who?

YOU NEVER WATCHED BARBIE FAIRYTOPIA WITH SUNNY

don't you hate barbie?

i do
but that movie's a classic
crookshanks and i were singing princess and the pauper earlier

so that was the chaos i heard in the courtyard?

yes

my god
so bibble?

that's bibble

he kinda looks like you...

thanks
so can i have bibble?

sweetheart
how tf are we going to get bibble?

idk
✨magic✨

ah yes
accio bibble
oh would you look at that
he's not here
sorry babygirl
no bibble

you're mean sometimes yk?

me?
never!

yes
you are
bibble is the reason i'm breathing rn

really?
bibble?
out of all things
bibble

yes...
WAIT
WAIT
DID YOU HEAR THE RUMOR!?

what rumor?

okay okay
so azriel told me
that the headmaster had a fling
with
guess who?

who?👀

GRINDERWALD

👁👄👁
HE DID NOT

OH BUT HE DID
SUPPOSEDLY
the elder wand belonged to him
and they dueled and dumblewhore yeeted it out of his hand
and BAM
it happened