A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Harry Potter: ARE YOU ALIVE? Harry Potter: YOU DIDNT DIE, RIGHT? Harry Potter: ANSWER ME
Y/n Diggory: bro wtf?
Harry Potter: I was making sure you were alive. Harry Potter: you left me on read for 4 days
Y/n Diggory: and?
Harry Potter: so you still hate me Harry Potter: alright 😀
Y/n Diggory: why do you care so much? Y/n Diggory: like why does it matter to you if I hate you or not? Y/n Diggory: like seriously- go bother literally anyone else who cares
Harry Potter: bc I don't want to
Y/n Diggory: tf?? Y/n Diggory: I dOnT wAnT tO Y/n Diggory: well I kindly ask that you shut up and stop bothering me Y/n Diggory: thanks 😚
Harry Potter: still don't know why you hate me
Y/n Diggory: clausit et irrumabo🪄
Harry Potter: ??
Y/n Diggory: it's a spell I invented just for you
Harry Potter: what does it do?
Y/n Diggory: well, in Latin it means "shut the fuck up" Y/n Diggory: so that's what it means Y/n Diggory: so please oblige
Harry Potter: what in the google translate🤨
Y/n Diggory: well, that didn't work... Y/n Diggory: Avada kedav-
Harry Potter: uh I'm kinda immune to that spell so...
Y/n Diggory:
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Harry Potter: nO
Y/n Diggory: I'm blocking you❤️
Harry Potter: wait! Harry Potter: no don't! Harry Potter: I'm sorry! Harry Potter: did you already block me? Harry Potter: shit. Harry Potter: well then I guess I can tell you this...
Y/n Diggory: bro calm down Y/n Diggory: the gc is texting Y/n Diggory: wait- what did you want to tell me?
Harry Potter: nothing 😅
Y/n Diggory:
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Harry Potter: NOT BARRY Harry Potter: you need to get over your obsession
Y/n Diggory: Uhm seems like you need to get over your obsession with me Y/n Diggory: seriously, stop bothering me
Harry Potter: don't know what you're talking about 😅 Harry Potter: I'm gonna go see what the gc is texting
Everyone bullying everyone
Fred Weasley: HEY GUYS
George Weasley: IS EVERYONE HERE?
Fred Weasley: WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Hermione Granger: what is it?
Ron Weasley: hmm?
Y/n Diggory: what's the news? Y/n Diggory: wait one sec- this annoying little midget is bothering me Y/n Diggory: ok I'm back, what's up?
