John-EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR
Arlo-mango boba chan
Seraphina-Sara
Elaine-orange juice
Isen-Steve
Blyke-Tom
Evie-Evoticon
Remi-oldtimer chicken
Roland-๐·°(৹˃﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
Steve: I made a new advice column!... Except it's crack
Steve: They send me letters and I reply in the newspaper
Tom: everything you make is crack
๐·°(৹˃﹏˂̵৹)°·๐: can we see?
Steve: Okay! You can get I sneak peak! Just don't tell anyone mwahahaha.........
Steve: first question, this person asks.... my mom keeps telling me to get a new job what do I do?
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: ew... work
Evoticon: what did you say?
Steve: .....
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
Steve: ...get a new mom
Sara: mood
mango boba chan: don't we all?
Tom: sell her on e bay and get the money
orange juice: how much would you sell it for?
Steve: a new job of course
orange juice: genius
Steve: problem solved! Onto the next!
Steve: this person decided to give me a hard question and asked me this.
Steve: what is the solution to world hunger?
Steve: I'm not being no basic ***** and say a food machine
Sara: that would be a big fail
Steve: I said....
Steve:...
Tom: what?
Steve: ( drumroll effect plz )
oldtimer chicken: oh, right
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
Steve: anaatomicbombmadeofpizzathatwilldestroyhalfofthepopulationandthenoonewithgohungrycausenotonlywedon'thaveasmanymouthstofeedwecaneattherottingflesh
oldtimer chicken: YEA- huh?
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: genius
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR renamed Steve: genius
Genius: Thank you UwU
Genius: next, my bully is dating my crush, what do I do?
orange juice: tough one
Genius: that's nothing for me :)
mango boba chan: I'm sure I'm sure
Genius: get a new crush, they clearly have no tastes
Sara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: * Siren blares
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
Genius: a bit late on that miss
oldtimer chicken: :')
Evoticon: what's next?
Genius: ahem*
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR:..... you gud?
oldtimer chicken: Idk what happened it glitched
Genius: the question was, why are you so stupid?
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: I can think of a million reasons
Sara: anyone could
Genius: >:(
Genius: anways, I answered
oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *
Genius: clearly you are to so you are useless meaning no one wants you, meaning you can nothing to do with your time, so you waste time on stupid people like me.
Tom: That's a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong stretch
Sara: that poor person
Genius: they actually sent me another letter
mango boba chan: they really don't know when to give up
Genius: they asked, I got roasted so hard it hurts, how should I kill myself?
oldtimer chicken: how'd you reply to that?
oldtimer chicken renamed themselves: *drumroll*
* drumroll *: * drumroll *
Genius: jump from your ego down to your iq
Sara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: * Siren blares
mango boba chan: ...... where was all this when we had a roast battle?
Genius: idk :')
( private ) Angel: don't you hate when your mom yells at you
for reading too many novels? :')
YOU ARE READING
Unordinary chat fic
FanfictionThis is an unOrdinary chatfic all credits go to uru chan on webtoon. There is no cursing in this book, inspired by all Uno chatfics copied some ideas but changed it up a bit so I did not copy
