Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Evie: Cinnamon Roll
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Roland: Roly Poly
Seraphina: Sera
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Roly Poly: So a kid in chem class just snorted a bunch of white powder on a dare
Roly Poly: Turns out that white powder was calcium hydroxide and the dude was screaming about his nose and throat burning
Goku: Holy sh*t
iSENSE: Oh that's why there is an ambulance outside
Asslo: Why are people so stupid with chemicals?
Cinnamon Roll: Good question. I'm in the same class as Roland and the teacher literally screamed at him "don't touch the white powder!!!"
Cinnamon Roll: Earlier this year we were doing a lab about the copper cycle and the same guy spilled concentrated nitric acid on himself on purpose "to see what would happen"
Cinnamon Roll: And yeah he was sent to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree chemical burns
iSENSE: wtf
Blueberry: He spilled nitric acid on himself. To see what would happen.
Blueberry:
Blueberry: As a healer I am screaming on the inside
Roly Poly: Oh Elaine, I have another story that'll make you cringe
Roly Poly: So I was at the park with friends when I saw Hower and Gavin grab a handful of leaves, rub them all over themselves, then start screaming.
Roly Poly: The leaves were poison ivy.
Blueberry: adhdsh????
Sera: Eye--
Strawberry: wth
iSENSE: I'm itching from imagining the torture they had to go through
Asslo: Dumbasses. I don't feel bad for them.
Blueberry: ^
Roly Poly: ^^
Cripple: ^
Cripple: oh yeah there is a new kid who is a mid-tier w a fire-breathing ability
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Just Some unOrdinary Crack
FanfictionWhen you put a bunch of teenagers with superpowers in a school where they can use said abilities freely, of course weird crap is going to go down.