Idiots Everywhere

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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Roland: Roly Poly

Seraphina: Sera

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Roly Poly: So a kid in chem class just snorted a bunch of white powder on a dare

Roly Poly: Turns out that white powder was calcium hydroxide and the dude was screaming about his nose and throat burning

Goku: Holy sh*t

iSENSE: Oh that's why there is an ambulance outside

Asslo: Why are people so stupid with chemicals?

Cinnamon Roll: Good question. I'm in the same class as Roland and the teacher literally screamed at him "don't touch the white powder!!!"

Cinnamon Roll: Earlier this year we were doing a lab about the copper cycle and the same guy spilled concentrated nitric acid on himself on purpose "to see what would happen"

Cinnamon Roll: And yeah he was sent to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree chemical burns

iSENSE: wtf

Blueberry: He spilled nitric acid on himself. To see what would happen.

Blueberry: 

Blueberry: As a healer I am screaming on the inside

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Blueberry: As a healer I am screaming on the inside

Roly Poly: Oh Elaine, I have another story that'll make you cringe

Roly Poly: So I was at the park with friends when I saw Hower and Gavin grab a handful of leaves, rub them all over themselves, then start screaming.

Roly Poly: The leaves were poison ivy.

Blueberry: adhdsh????

Sera: Eye--

Strawberry: wth

iSENSE: I'm itching from imagining the torture they had to go through

Asslo: Dumbasses. I don't feel bad for them.

Blueberry: ^

Roly Poly: ^^

Cripple: ^

Cripple: oh yeah there is a new kid who is a mid-tier w a fire-breathing ability

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⏰ Last updated: May 31, 2021 ⏰

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