After Vortex quits the bodyguard business to look after his pregnant girlfriend, Verosika and her crew are in need of a new bodyguard. After you're hired out of the blue, you try to focus on keeping them safe...while dealing with their constant adva...
Scene opens on a popular nightclub in the Lust Ring. You are shown sitting at the bar drinking Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey from a shot glass. A row of empty shot glasses sits before you.
Bartender: Dang, man. I don't think I've seen anyone drink ten of those things in an hour.
Y/N: What can I say? I've had a long day.
Bartender: Getting turned down by just about every woman in Hell yet again?
Y/N: No! ...I turned some of them down.
Bartender: How come?
Y/N: Not my type. A lot of these women were flat-out psychotic.
Bartender: It's hell, what do you expect? I saw you talking to that hot blonde earlier.
Y/N: I'd prefer to not fuck someone who was not only a serial cheater, but also a serial killer cannibal with her family of other deranged hicks. The term "eat ass" isn't supposed to be taken that literally.
Bartender: Dude, it's not like your dream girls are just about to come strolling in.
Door slams open
???: What's up, BITCHES?!
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