The Bish Behind The Dress

Felinette on crack strikes again

Felix: What is your biggest weakness?
Marinette : I can be uncooperative.
Felix: Okay, can you give me an example?
Marinette : No.

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Marinette: Felix is playing hard to get.
Marinette: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Marinette: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Felix: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Marinette: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Marinette: Are you trying to seduce me?
Felix: Why, are you seducible?

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Felix: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Marinette: wHat?
Felix: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Marinette: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Marinette: Felix, I screwed up, big time.
Felix: Marinette, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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Marinette: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Felix: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Marinette: They're not.
Felix: Haha, very funny.
Marinette: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Felix: No... what happened?
Marinette: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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Felix: Marinette... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Marinette: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Felix: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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Felix: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Marinette: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Felix: But you're always acting stupid?
Marinette: ...
Marinette: Yeah, don't think about that too hard

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Marinette: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Felix: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Marinette: Holy moly-

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Felix: *seductively takes off glasses*
Felix: Wow...
Marinette: *blushes* Haha... what?
Felix: You're really fucking blurry.

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