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Emily: some random dude just tried getting my number 🤢
JJ: cannot blame him
Derek: yeah it was me AH🤪
Emily: I will punch you shut UP 🤬🤬🤬
Derek: Damn got me and my bald head shivering in my boots rn 😟😟
Y/n: ..I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh but LMAOOO
Garcia: what the fuck
Emily: ????
Garcia: WHO PUT A BOWL OF OATMEAL ON MY DESK AND LEFT IT THERE OVER NIGHT MY OFFICE SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE NOW
Reid: ..so that's where my oatmeal went.. sorry..?
Garcia: oh, it's okay sweetheart no worries! :)
Reid: Can't tell if that's passive aggressive or not but thank you?
Derek: ayo bossman wya we gotta bully you too 👹👹
Y/n: he hasnt left his office all day hes throwing a tantrum prolly 💀
Emily: is it because his wife is dead LMAO
Hotch: No it's because you keep reminding me "LMAO"
Derek: damn way to kill the mood 🧟♂️ arrgghh
Y/n: DEREK💀💀💀
Rossi: One of my ex wives is dead too Aaron, it's okay
Emily: damn double homicide 😔
Derek: *homicide and suicide smh
Hotch: Guys c'mon
Reid: Where are we going?
Emily: PLEASE IK HES SERIOUS BUT😭😭😭
Y/n: REID LMAO
Reid: ?? I wasn't being funny. Where are we going do we have a case?
Hotch: No I was saying it to tell them to shut up in a nice way.
Reid: Oh! 👾 Okay.
Rossi: now I get what you guys mean
Rosai: bring back funny Hotch rn
Derek: ^^ WHAT HE SAID👹👹
Emily: I feel like an apology is being waited on
Hotch: .
Emily: hm, I'll email you later
Derek: BITCH 😭😭 PRENTISS PLEASE
Emily: I AM BEING VERY SERIOUS RN BALDIE SHUT 🖕🏻
Reid: Theres a middle finger emoticon?
Reid: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Woah so cool
Y/n: oh god 💀💀
Hotch: oh lord Reid, no
Derek: PRETTY BOY THAT IS A BAD NO 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Reid: Shut up. 😂🖕🏻
Garcia: D:
Y/n: He's rebelling 😔 I knew this day would come
Hotch: I'm glad he's sticking up for himself
Reid: Thanks!!👾🖕🏻
Reid: NO NO NO NO NO I DID NOT MEAN THAT I MISCLICKED I AM SO SORRY.
Derek: 😭😭 pretty boy what
Emily: Okay Hotch, I am sorry
Hotch: For?
Emily: Sorry for party rockin'🥳🥳🥳
JJ: EM😭 NO
Y/n: OMG💀💀
Hotch: You're adopted.
Derek: WHAT😭😭
Garcia: ??????
Emily: WHAT LMAO🧐
Derek: did hotchy just disown you😔😔
Y/n: PLEASE
Hotch: Someone had to tell you, sorry 🤷🏻♂️
Emily: damn😔🖕🏻 atleast I was chosen 🥳🥳🥂
Y/n: does this mean Rossi is our mom
Rossi: no
Derek: YES LMAO
JJ: mama rossi
Emily: 💀💀
Rossi: okay fine
Derek: fruity
Reid: 🖕🏻
Y/n: REID PLEASE
Reid: IT'S FUNNY. 👾
Hotch: Wait I am NOT marrying Rossi, I want a divorce.
Derek: awk moment when ur parents divorce in front of you:///
Emily: trauma 😟😟
JJ: damn end of an era
Derek: end of an era of deez nuts
Reid: I'm gonna do it.
Y/n: do it
Garcia: do what?
Reid: 👾🖕🏻
Hotch: You guys broke him
Emily: 🧚🏻♀️🤪🥂🥂
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
