BAU baddies
Y/n: which one of you did it?
Derek: DID DEEZ N-👹👹
Reid: Did what Y/n?
Y/n: Hotchy boy is gonna be PISSED, minding my business: 🙈
JJ: What?
Derek: AYO??? I JUST SAW IT WHAT THE FUCK😟😟😟 THAT WASNT ME🤨
Reid: ???
Y/n: STOP THROWING PAPER BALLS AT IT JSBEJE MORGAN.
Hotch: What's going on?
Rossi: the kids are acting up again
JJ: I'm still confused?
Reid: Me too^!
Derek: THERES A DILDO STUCK TO THE CEILING 😟👹👹👹
Hotch: Oh my god.
JJ: OMG I SEE IT NOO😭
Reid: oh. I was wondering what that was
Derek: STOP😭😭 ITS TOO EARLY I CAN'T
Hotch: Morgan stop throwing paper at it
Derek: ITS JIGGLY💀
Y/n: Emily, bestie... you're awfully quiet?🤨
Emily: AM I BEING ACCUSED
Emily: HOW DARE YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DILDO IS
Derek: 🧐 lies, definitely lies
JJ: ... no comment ...
Reid: 😟🖕🏻
Y/n: SPENCE HFJEKDJDJ 😭
Hotch: how did you even.. how did you get it up there?
Emily: I threw it lol 🙈🙈
JJ: damn that one was my fav too ngl
Derek: AYO WHAT????🤨🤨🤨
Y/n: JENNIFER 😟😟
Emily: ik I'm sorry JJ it was too funny not to
Hotch: ...besties, not in the work groupchat.
Derek: "BESTIES" LMAOO😭😭😭
Emily: I regret throwing it up there now damn :/
JJ: ^
Reid: I'm confused.
Derek: pretty boy..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emily: GOD SHUT UP BALDIE.
Hotch: ...^
Y/n: A A RON 😭😭😭
Rossi: a a ron?
Hotch: There's no spaces?
Derek: old people smh it's called a joke 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
