BAU Baddies
Emily: The sudden realization that I copped a milf🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
Reid: Hey I know what that means!
Hotch: Why
Derek: milfs and dilfs of the bau: a saga 🤬🤬🤬
JJ: Only me and Hotch are parents none of you guys could even CLASSIFY
Emily: ooo yuh tell 'em sugar tits
Derek: sugar.. WHAT😭
Reid: I don't understand why does JJ have sugar on..
Y/n: Spence💀💀 you're too sweet
Hotch: emily stop being a menace to society we are tired
Emily: TF DID I DO THIS TIME 😒🖕🏻
Derek: wait where'd the dildo go it's gone
Hotch: Strauss found out and freaked it was kinda funny ngl
Emily: yo I hope she didnt touch it😟
Reid: Why?
Hotch: I told her not to LMAO
JJ: hope she washed her hands💀💀
Reid: confused
Y/n: I can't I'm gonna fucking choke I cannot 😭😭😭😭
Emily: 🍆🍑💦
Derek: FUCKING FOUL. BOTH OF YOU.😟😟😟😟
Rossi: what the fuck?
Garcia: ..god
Hotch: Please tell me you guys didn't in the bullpen
Emily: ...
Emily: NO ONE WAS HERE IT WAS 5AM
JJ: SHUT UP EM WTF
Emily: hmph
Hotch: Why why why why why why why why why why why
Emily: WE HEARD SOMEONE COMING SO I THREW IT UP THERE TO GET RID OF IT
Derek: ..Strauss touched it..?😭😭
Y/n: NASTY. FOUL.
Hotch: not my problem.. god guys please I can get in trouble, no more of that okay?
Emily: fine ig😔
Hotch: anyways I wasnt even talking about that why is there a popcorn machine in my office Emily?
Emily: WHY AM I BEING BLAMED
Reid: Because you live to cause problems.
Emily: okay...?
Derek: We need popcorn while we work bossman🙄🙄🖕🏾DUH
Hotch: so who did it
Emily: derek probably
Rossi: Me
Derek: ayo??🤬🤬🤬 italian stallion rebellin?🧐
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
