Test Tube: Every single odd number has an E in it.
Knife: *deep inhale* Oh dear God, what have you done?
Microphone: LISTEN-
Lightbulb: Um, not all of them. Thirty and fifty aren't spelled with the letter e in it...
Knife: Oh, father God.
Lightbulb: If you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. Thirty and fifty are odd.
Nickel: *starts laughing a little bit*
Fan: *sigh* 15 + 15 = 30. 25 + 25 = 30.
Trophy: 25 + 25 = 30... You sure about that?
Knife: Lord have mercy.
Marshmallow: Okay, bye. *walks out*
Nickel: *laughing* ...Are you serious?!
Fan: One, three, five, nine. And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter E.
Microphone: Um, YOU FORGOT SEVEN!
Knife: It keeps getting worse.
Nickel: *wheezing* What is going on?! I JUST CAN'T EVEN-
Bomb: You wh-wh-whole ass f-forgot about eight- a n-n-number with an E and is pretty f-fucking e-e-e-e-e-even.
Microphone: Why would eight be brought up if it's EVEN in a conversation about ODDS?! Test Tube said "Every single odd number has an E in it", not "Every single number with an E is odd", what the fuck???
Tissues: Um, guys, two is odd and doesn't have an E. I'm just saying, guys.
Trophy: Did... did you just deadass tell me two is odd? I'm fucking crying, throw the whole... just throw the whole goddamn hotel away.
Balloon: The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this hotel away, you just can't.
Nickel: TWO IS ODD?! *laughing really hard* I'M FUCKING SCREAMING.
Paper: W-wait, what about zero?! That's an odd number, no?!?!
Knife: *mouth agape, sputtering*
Lightbulb: Okay, hear me out. Fifty and thirty make up for the fact that they have no E by the way they are pronounced: thirt-E and fift-E.
Paintbrush: Why do thirty and fifty matter?! THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN!!!!
Test Tube: ...What the actual fuck is happening?
Dough: One is an even number.
Paintbrush: I'm gonna smack you.
Fan: -30 and -50 have an E in them.
Pickle: Zero isn't a number.
Bomb: It c-can't be div-v-ided by two, though, c-c-c-can it?
Fan: Um, it can? 0/2 = 0???
Knife: *slowly breaking down* I... just... don't... know...
Paintbrush: ODD NUMBERS: One. Three. Five. Seven. Nine.
Pickle: Anything that ends with a 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 is even, and the rest is odd: 1, 3, 7, 9. Stop freaking out, y'all.
Microphone: YOU FORGOT FIVE.
Cherries: DUDE, WHAT ABOUT FOUR?!
Paintbrush: What about it?!
Cherries: That doesn't have an E in it!
Paintbrush: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S EVEN?!?!
Paper: Are you guys okay?!
Nickel: *struggling to breathe* I'M FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW. FUCK... GOD.
Soap: I'm honestly so confused right now.
Trophy: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Test Tube: This is the height of our stupidity. It has to be, or future generations cannot exist.
(Hoo boy that was a long one, at least I'm done now)
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