Ohio: Where the hell are my cities!?
PA: Not sure but if I had to guess...
PA: Cleveland and Cincinnati are fighting, and Columbus is in a corner eating ice cream straight out of the container.
Ohio: You're probably right, thank you.
Detroit: Why are you still here?
Cleveland: You haven't killed me yet.
Pittsburg: Alright, you two have fun!
Flint: Do you hate me?
Michigan: Let me think about that...
Michigan: Yeah.
Gov: What the hell are you doing?
Florida, with his cities: Vibing, duh.
Gov: It looks like you're committing a bank robbery!
Jacksonville: That's how we vibe though.
Austin: Quick while Texas is gone, come get hugs!
Austin: It's pride month!
Austin: Although I wish pride month was every month.
Indiana: If everyone in my state gets vaccinated I'll take Gary off their hands!
Gary: Why do you hate me?
Illinois: I feel like you're trying to get people to care more about you than me.
Chicago: Bitch, people only care about me! Not you!
Wisconsin: *watching the UP*
UP (upper peninsula): What do you want?
Wisconsin: I should take them.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
