Virginia: You think you're better than everyone! How could a fucking murderer like you be any good? You hurt me, you fucking bitch!
Ohio: I-I just wanted to say hi.
Virginia: Oh wow look at you, thinking you're so great just cause you raised the feds.
Kentucky: When have I ever thought that?
Ohio: I just hope you're doing ok!
Virginia: Oh yeah I'm great! You probably thought I was doing "ok" when you stabbed with an axe!
Ohio: Ok bye.
Virginia: I have no friends.
Ohio: We could be friends!
Virginia: Why the fuck would I want to be friends with you?!
Virginia, pointing to Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia: And here we have some fucking failures.
Virginia, holding Kentucky and Ohio: Oh wow these two are my pride and joy! They're the best ones!
Virginia, now: Shut up you egotistical fuck.
Kentucky: This is why none of your states like you.
Ohio: Hey I got you a-
Virginia: Go kill yourself.
Virginia: Why do none of my states like me?
West Virginia: Maybe if you didn't verbally attack your states we would like you!
Virginia: I didn't ask for the opinion of a yankee mistake like you.
Virginia: Why the fuck did you leave me! I fucking hate you now! You know that right!
West Virginia: Yup, and I hate you too.
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Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
