*DISCONTINUED* ♡︎𝙼𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢♡︎

💙THREE💙

Y/ns POV:

well that was definitely something, i hope there's no screams, oh god, I walk up to his estate and knock on the door, "no answer.."  I knock again as I hear Mitsuri say, "coming!!" She shouts in her sweet tone she then opens the door and sees me "hello Y/n-chan!!!" She says happily,

"hello mitsuri-Kun! Where's iguro?"
I ask her politely
"oh he's in the kitchen! Come in!"
She says to me leading me in the estate, I then see the dummy himself iguro making breakfast,
"it's almost like I forgot you guys are a couple"

iguro pauses at my words, with wide eyes he shouts "WERE NOT A COUPLE YOU DUMBASS" Mitsuri starts blushing from my random comment, "wait you're not?" I ask dumbfounded

"NO?!?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?" i snicker at his response "my bad, I guess everything you said to me was false"

Mitsuri then looks at me at confusion "wait what did he say?" I smirk sinisterly as I start again "oh nothing much" she pouts, expecting to hear iguro say she's pretty or something,

I walk up to iguro and take the cooking supplies from him, I began to speak while cooking for the two "although, he did talk about how pretty you were, and how much he likes y-" he slaps me on the back of my head "SHUT UP!!" I gasp at his actions

"YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD!!" I slap him harder, him also gasping at my action, he raises his hand once again but I slap it down and raise the frying pan up "HIT ME AGAIN AND I WILL SEND YOU TO HEAVEN" his eyes widen as he insantly put his hand down in fear

i smirk in Victory "that's what I thought" I stand proudly, spinning the frying pan by the handle, my finger in the weird hole thing "too bad that you lost against a 15 year o-" I hit my head with the pan by mistake "MOTHER FUCKER-" I hiss in pain

"y/n-cha! Are you okay!?" Mitsuri runs over to me, checking my head for any severe injuries, iguro starts bursting into fits of laughter, I glare at him, he randomly shouts "KARMA BITCH" an irk sport appears on my head "FUCK OFF!!!"
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not even five minutes later, i was holding an ice pack against my head, still cooking for the two of them, and yet iguro still laughing now and then,

"iguro, get me the salt, pepper, and whatever seasoning you have because this is not gonna be flavorless" he goes over to the ingredients on the counter and hands me them, "Mitsuri-kun, get me the plates please" she gasps "O-Of course y/n-chan!" She hurried over to the cabinet and grabs them, placing them near me,

"seriously how can you do this with one hand, it's kinda scaring me" iguro says, a shocked look on his face "dont question my tactics" I breathe out, he just stares at me in shock "okay" ..... pure silence.

"DONE!!" everyone gasps for air, after holding it for so long, "WHY WAS THAT SO SUSPENSEFUL?!?!" you sigh "I DONT EVEN KNOW" you grab the plates from the Counter and place the food on them, "Mitsuri please put these on the table while I get some utensils" her face lights up instantly "Of course! Anything for you!" She squeals as she places the food on the table.

time skip Bc I'm bored😍

You're all sitting at the table, just finishing up when your owl began to speak "Y/n-sama?" EVERYONES attention turns to your owl "yes yutaro?"