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geezer or geezer?

Changbin:
Someone put Jisung in a cage

Minho:
Kinky

Me:
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Felix:
Don't put my bestie in a cage, bestie

Jisung:
You're all just mean
Except Felix

Hyunjin:
HAWW WHAT ABOUT ME???¿
I knew you weren't trustworthy :((

Jisung:
Yeah, and Hyunjin too
They're the Chandler and Ross to my Joey

Seungmin:
I would call you dumb but I actually like Joey so-

Jeongin:
Yo who's going in a cage?
I wouldn't mind some drama

Me:
MINHO AND HYUNJIN
WHAT DID YOU FEED HIM?????

Minho:
Money

Jeongin:
I wouldn't mind that tbh

Hyunjin:
Yeah I'm broke but here's a three year old bubblegum :D

Jeongin:
...nah I'm good

Jisung:
YES I'M BROKE
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT A JOB
I ASKED SEO ILLUMINATI OVER HERE BUT HE'S OF NO HELP T_T

Changbin:
YAH MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

Felix:
I don't think triangle is an insult

Changbin:
NOT WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT

Hyunjin:
AHH MY HEAD HURTS BECAUSE OF ALL THE SCREAMING AND ISTG IF I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT THUMBS

(a/n: watched too much Mahabharat please help-)

Seungmin:
Geez calm down

Hyunjin:
nO YOU OLD GEEZER

Felix:
Do I pronounce it as geezer or geezer?

Me:
You're not making sense

Jeongin:
When are they ever

Minho:
I could hear the two pronunciations

Changbin:
ANYWAYS
What about Jisung?
And his stubbornness?
And his job?
And his desperate simping ass?

Jisung:
My ass is anything but DESPERATE AND SIMPING

Minho:
Hey Ji

Jisung:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE CALLED ME JI
DID Y'ALL SEE IT
TELL ME IM DEMENTED
OMFG IT'S HAPPENING

Seungmin:
Desperate and simping it is

Jisung:
I've been played
I feel hurt
I need to hibernate

Felix:
Mood
But yeah
Let's help him find a job!!

Me:
Yes finally
Okay
Jisung, how about working at a café?

Jisung:
Could you BE more cliché?

Jeongin:
Omfg he put the accent over e

Hyunjin:
Café would be kinda Wattpad-ish riii?
RIIII?

Felix:
do NOT remind me of Wattpad
I haven't been there for a month and I feel emotionally exhausted

Minho:
Y'all just go there for smut what's so emotionally fulfilling about that

Jeongin:
You wouldn't understand (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Jisung:
Um hello?
My job?

Hyunjin:
BE A CHEF

Felix:
COOKING LIFE A CHEF
YOU'RE A FIVE STAR MICHELIN

Seungmin:
Please guys he'd poison the food of the people he doesn't like

Jisung:
No I ain't that bad
I'd just spit in their food

Me:
Ewwww
Don't work at anything related to food please
I beg you

Minho:
Ay I have an idea
If you just wanna watch girls, why don't you be a swimming instructor?

Jisung is typing...

Changbin:
Watch him agree to that in a second

Jisung:
OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS
GSKSUSUKSMSHS GENIUS
I LOVE YOU

Minho:
Yeah bro ly2

Jisung:
😳😳

Hyunjin:
GASP-

Felix:
OH GOD

Minho:
Oh fuck no
I didn't mean that
Hsjsjsjueje bye

Jisung:
Don't go breaking my heart
Don't go-
:((((

Me:
Okay so you're getting a job now, Jisung
Just
Don't
Stare
At
Girls
All
The
Time

Jisung:
Bet

Jeongin:
Watch him stare at girl's butts all the time

Jisung:
I'm too emotionally overwhelmed
Yo where'd y'all go?
Seen by everyone

(a/n: did you guys understand the geezer and geezer thingy? Please understand I'm not that smart to come up with a better joke ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)