Link: Impa!!! Can you try to-
Mipha: I WANT TO SEE MY LINK
Revali: Whoa no-
Mipha: SHUTUP YOU ASININE LITTLE PIECE OF TRASH. GO DIE IN A CORNER.
Revali: .-.
Urbosa: Ha!!!
Mipha: YOU TOO URBOSA >:(
Urbosa: .....
Link: ....
Impa: Almost there.. just need to override some commands.... ugh I need to sit down
Purah: Hey, maybe I'll go look for Link and see if there are any good shots?
Impa: Absolutely not.
Purah: Come on! It'll only be a minute!
Impa: Purah, control yourself. I need you to help me in case something doesn't work out
Purah: ...
Link: ...
Mipha: @°hh hw@^@&pwh Ks ld@& @b Hu try aua u!)PPP
Revali: Mipha... you look like your forehead just connected with the screen
Urbosa: The poor dear is having a heart attack...
Impa: One more command before I access administrative control
Urbosa: Um, Link has been disconnected for a while though, think he's okay?
Link: ...
Revali: Please change that damn name, it's tripping me up you moron
Link: It's Link's Slat-
Revali: Do it or leave. I keep expecting you to mumble random fish crap
Link: ....
(Link has changed name to Zelda)
Revali: Much better. Now we'll have two Zeldas owo
Zelda: No.
(Daruk is back online)
Urbosa: Perfect, looks like everyone is here.
Daruk: :)
Impa: There we go. I hacked into Link's slate.
Revali: Hold up hold up... does that mean you can also...?
Impa: I am god.
Purah: Trust me, she is.
Revali: 😬
Impa: That's right. You should fear me peasant.
Zelda: We finally found some leverage against Bird man here
Urbosa: Man? Don't you mean bird boy?
Zelda: No, Asinine still sounds superior
Urbosa: Hmm.. what about Mr. Squawk?
Zelda: Hey I like that!!
Revali: Excuse me?
Daruk I like it too :D
Urbosa: True...
Mipha: You guys already forgot about Link? 😭😭😭
Revali: Who's Link?
Mipha: :(
Impa: Sorry sweetheart, I'll look into his slate right now.
Purah: See if there is any interesting scen-
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
