BAU baddies
Hotch: If we removed derek and Rossi we could rename this groupchat "fruitsalad"
Emily: PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, LETS DO IT 💃🏻💃🏻
Derek: WAIT NO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHAT😵😵😵
Emily: remove them rn😡
JJ: plz😮 omg
Rossi: I have no idea what's going on half the time I will not lie but I'd still like to be here
Hotch: I was making an observation no one will be removed unless they deserve it COUGH COUGH DEREK so yeah
Derek: I've never done anything wrong in my life ever 😒😒 fax
Emily: previous chats say otherwise 🧐 bighead
Derek: SHUT UP REMEMBER YOUR CROOKED ASS BANGS? DONT TALK TO ME🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
JJ: bangs were hot af
Emily: YOU WITH BANGS MADE ME NUT SO HARD JJ BRING THEM BACK FUCK🍉💦💦
Derek: ..😦 AYO? PRIVATE CHAT?
Derek: unless I can join ofc
Hotch: Behave. Leave the lesbians alone Derek.
Y/n: mlm wlw solidarity 🤑🤑
Emily: FIRE HIM.✂️✂️🍆
Y/n: YOU TRY AND GET HIM FIRED AT ANY CHANCE POSSIBLE ITS SO FUNNY PLEASE💀
Derek: ^ ITS FOUL.😡🖕🏾
Reid: Has anyone seen my glasses I don't remember where I put them? Genuine question.
Emily: I ate them yum yum
Derek: EM WHAT😰😰
Hotch: Concerned?
Y/n: They're on my desk, sweet boy
Reid: Thank you! 👓👾 <hes wearing glasses!
Garcia: So wholesome, you love to see it
Emily: 🤓 Reid rn
Derek: LEAVE HIM ALONE THE GLASSES ARE A LOOK✋🏾
Y/n: ^
Rossi: Who overflowed the popcorn machine ?
Emily: lol 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Hotch: absolute menace 🧍🏻♂️
Rossi: It's okay I just wanted to know, thank you
Emily: damn I feel bad now 😕✋🏻
Derek: Why do cops get an emoji but we dont 🤨 #replacecopemojiswithfbiagents
Emily: Wow the only good thought you've ever had bestie 💖💖
Emily: OH JY GOD TIME TO GO HOME BYE MOTHERFUCKERS🖕🏻🖕🏻 MWAH <3
Y/n: fbi agent ones would be so cute, with the lil vests
Hotch: 🕵🏻♂️
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!