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Hotch: If we removed derek and Rossi we could rename this groupchat "fruitsalad"

Emily: PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, LETS DO IT 💃🏻💃🏻

Derek: WAIT NO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHAT😵😵😵

Emily: remove them rn😡

JJ: plz😮 omg

Rossi: I have no idea what's going on half the time I will not lie but I'd still like to be here

Hotch: I was making an observation no one will be removed unless they deserve it COUGH COUGH DEREK so yeah

Derek: I've never done anything wrong in my life ever 😒😒 fax

Emily: previous chats say otherwise 🧐 bighead

Derek: SHUT UP REMEMBER YOUR CROOKED ASS BANGS? DONT TALK TO ME🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

JJ: bangs were hot af

Emily: YOU WITH BANGS MADE ME NUT SO HARD JJ BRING THEM BACK FUCK🍉💦💦

Derek: ..😦 AYO? PRIVATE CHAT?

Derek: unless I can join ofc

Hotch: Behave. Leave the lesbians alone Derek.

Y/n: mlm wlw solidarity 🤑🤑

Emily: FIRE HIM.✂️✂️🍆

Y/n: YOU TRY AND GET HIM FIRED AT ANY CHANCE POSSIBLE ITS SO FUNNY PLEASE💀

Derek: ^ ITS FOUL.😡🖕🏾

Reid: Has anyone seen my glasses I don't remember where I put them? Genuine question.

Emily: I ate them yum yum

Derek: EM WHAT😰😰

Hotch: Concerned?

Y/n: They're on my desk, sweet boy

Reid: Thank you! 👓👾 <hes wearing glasses!

Garcia: So wholesome, you love to see it

Emily: 🤓 Reid rn

Derek: LEAVE HIM ALONE THE GLASSES ARE A LOOK✋🏾

Y/n: ^

Rossi: Who overflowed the popcorn machine ?

Emily: lol 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Hotch: absolute menace 🧍🏻‍♂️

Rossi: It's okay I just wanted to know, thank you

Emily: damn I feel bad now 😕✋🏻

Derek: Why do cops get an emoji but we dont 🤨 #replacecopemojiswithfbiagents

Emily: Wow the only good thought you've ever had bestie 💖💖

Emily: OH JY GOD TIME TO GO HOME BYE MOTHERFUCKERS🖕🏻🖕🏻 MWAH <3

Y/n: fbi agent ones would be so cute, with the lil vests

Hotch: 🕵🏻‍♂️

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