BAU baddies
Y/n:
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Look at him🥺 love
Derek: I'd hit ngl😍😍😋😜😜🕺🏾🕺🏾
Emily: I'll say it for Hotch, thin ice.😃✋🏻
Y/n: ^
Reid: Wait when did you take that??
Y/n: You were zoning out yesterday and I thought you looked cute
Emily: what do I say I cant think of a joke to make fuck😕😕
Derek: Then don't speak!😃
Hotch: Derek, that's real bold of you to say don't you think?
Y/n: 💀 plz
Rossi: That's a very nice photo that you took of spence Y/n!
Y/n: thank you papa pasta
Derek: PAPA PASTA, MAMA MIA 🇮🇹🇮🇹👨🍳👌🏻👌🏻🍝 spaghettio
Emily: OMG PLEASE 😭😭
Rossi: Am I being bullied right now?
Derek: This isn't google but predominantly yes😜😜
Hotch: Derek leave Mama Rossi alone
Emily: whyd you say that now he's gonna..
Derek: Does that make you daddy?🤔😏
JJ: predictable, very fruity 🤔
Y/n: VERY FRUITY LMAO NEBENDNEN
Rossi: I learned what that means!
Hotch: please I beg of you do not call any of us fruity
Rossi: why?
Hotch: I'll punch you harder than you've ever been punched
Derek: DAMN OKAY HOTCHY ISN'T HERE TO PLAY WIT NO HOMOPHOBIA OKAYOKAY GAY KING
Hotch: I'm bisexual not gay :/
Emily: TAKE A JOKE OH MY GOD SO SERIOUS SHISTER 🤔
Rossi: I don't understand I thought when you call someone fruity is referring to when that someone really likes fruits?
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
