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LEAGUE.OF.RATS
Momgiri added Mr.Compress, Twice, Spinner, Mustard, Muscular, Moonfish and Magne
Snackstealer:
TOMU! I FOUND YOUR CHAPSTICK IN THE TRASH. Is it empty already?
Chapstick:
WHAT THE FUCK?! I THREW IT BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO USE IT!
Patchwork:
I don't think chapstick works for him.
Snackstealer:
Why?
Patchwork:
His lips are to dry.
Chapstick:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Dracula:
He's in his room.
Patchwork:
WHAT THE FUCK TOGA! YOU SNITCH
Dracula:
That's what you get for burning that cutie before I could get the blood.
Snackstealer:
It's ok Burnt face, you can stay in my room. Tomu won't dare come close to it.
Patchwork:
Thanks princess, omw.
Chapstick:
YOU WONT COME CLOSE TO Y/N, YOU RAT
Dracula:
I think Shiggy has a thing for y/n.
Snackstealer:
EW! WHAT THE FUCK TOMU! YOU LIKE ME?! THATS DISGUSTING!
Chapstick:
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME SHIGGY AGAIN TOGA. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY Y/N?! WHY WOULD I LIKE YOU?!
Momgiri:
I'm sorry Toga, but Y/n and Tomura is non-biological siblings.
Twice:
Y/n's way to pretty for Shiggy anyways.
NO THEY ARENT.
Dabi or Toga would look good with Y/n tho.
THEY WOULD LOOK UGLY TOGETHER.
Chapstick:
NVM ME GOING AFTER DABI, TWICE, DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?!
Twice:
I'm sorry!
NO I'M NOT
Patchwork:
Me and Y/n are planning Twice's funeral in their room. Anyone wanna join?
Dracula:
ME AND BIG SIS MAG WANT TO JOIN!
Patchwork:
Nvm, i enjoy the alone time with Y/n, fuck off Toga.
Snackstealer:
>:0
THATS RUDE DABI! Toga and Magne, we can have a sleepover WITHOUT Dabi:)
Magne:
Please, just call me Big sis mag.
Snackstealer:
Ight.
Patchwork:
THATS RUDE PRINCESS!
Snackstealer:
SHUT UP PEASANT
Spinner:
Twice and Shigaraki has been real quiet.
Chapstick:
We might need a new recruit, i killed Twice.
Snackstealer:
Wdym that you killed him? He's hiding under my bed and Dabi's cussing at him for interrupting our 'alone time'
Chapstick:
SHIT, IT WAS A CLONE!
Kurogiri.
Get Twice and Dabi out of Y/n's room before i disintegrate anything.
Patchwork:
WHY ME TOO? WHY NOT ONLY TWICE? I don't wanna stop our makeout session;)
But Twice is seriously interrupting us by being present.
Chapstick:
...
Snackstealer:
WAIT, SINCE WHEN WERE YOU AND TWICE MAKING OUT?!
Dracula:
SKEJDJDJDJN
PLEASE
I'M DYING!
Patchwork:
NOT TWICE! Me and you princess;)
Snackstealer:
WHY WOULD I DARE COME CLOSE TO YOUR UGLY LIPS, YOU UGLY ASS BURNT PEASANT
Patchwork:
Why Y/n:(
Words hurt y'know.
Snackstealer:
YOU THINK I GIVE A SINGLE FUCK?
Mr.Compress:
Shigaraki just died of laughter.
He's literally rolling on the floor laughing.
Dracula:
WHERE?! I WANNA SEE
Mr.Compress:
In the bar.
Snackstealer changed 6 names.
Patchwork:
PRINCESS, WHY ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME? STOP IGNORING ME. ARE YOU TEXTING SOMEONE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME OR PRETENDING?
Chapstick:
I think their pretending to text someone so you could shut up. But anyways, we should go over the plan.
Patchwork:
We can go over the plan, if you get Y/n to answer me.
Chapstick:
Kurogiri.
Take Y/n's phone away from them.
Momgiri:
I'm sorry Tomura, but you know what will happen.
Snackstealer:
STOP TEXTING AB TAKING MY PHONE AWAY. I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW DABI!
HAPPY?
Patchwork:
Yes.
Snackstealer:
Now leave me alone.
Chapstick:
Y/n has answered, so now, let's talk ab the mission.
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