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forty eight

jk<3:
okay where did you put them

where did I put what?

jk<3:
you know what 😑
I can practically see you smiling to yourself now

I honestly don't know what you're talking about

jk<3:
my car keys Taigi
I can't find my car keys
so where did you put them

lmao I haven't touched your car keys

jk<3:
then where could they be
because you were the last person who had them

actually you were
I brought them to you because they fell out of your pocket when you went to the door
why do you need them anyway?

jk<3:
Well I was gonna be a good boyfriend and pick you up from the shop to save you walking back but I can't now because you hid them 😤

Jungkook I literally just told you I gave them to you

jk<3:
Well I don't remember you giving them to me
and I don't have them
so where are they
no
wait
...I found them

omg
and where did you find them?

jk<3:
they must've fallen out of my pocket again because they were in the sofa crack 😐
hehe
crack

omfg
Well I'm almost done so just set off in about 5 minutes
in that time I'll try not to think about how stupid my own boyfriend is

jk<3:
aye'aye captain
wait I'm not stupid
I just didn't look properly...

see you soon 🤦‍♀️
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