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BAU
Emily: ...yall seeing this shit?🤨🧐
Derek: ...I'm removing your dilf title Hotch.
Y/n: CHANGE IT BACK WTF
Emily: I tried he has the settings set so ONLY he can.. control freak 🤚🏻
Derek: babygirl..work your magic we need you right now💋💋 ?
Garcia: I made a promise im sorry :(
Emily: BITCHY BOY HOTCH. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???😡😡 Tf
Rossi: What's going on?
Hotch: Lol
Derek: "Lol"??? THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS LOL???🤨 FUCK OFF.
Hotch: Derek you can't remove a title that is true.
Emily: Change it back or I'll get my scissors ✂️
Derek: ^ ILL FUCKING SUPPLY THE SCISSORS THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC
Hotch: You're heteroflexible, shut up
Derek: HETEROFLEXIBLEPHOBIC FUCK YOU🤞🏾🤞🏾
Emily: I just wanna know the reasoning this is heartbreaking this is unacceptable crotchy hotchy 😐
Hotch: ^ that behavior is why this group chat will remain professional as well.
Y/n: tf did yall do to the man to make him go back to default 🧐
Reid: I like default Hotch.
Y/n: Honey, no one asked.<33
Derek: NOTHING I DID NOTHING
Emily: Yeah okay Mr I sexually harass our boss everyday 💅💅 go off king
Derek: HES HOT🤌🏾🙄
Hotch: Don't ever say that again! 🤗
Y/n: Jesus Christ derek dont make this worse 💀
Garcia: impossible
Emily: Derek please we're tired wtf
Y/n: yo he isn't wrong tho
Rossi: ^
Hotch: HUH ?? AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT?
Garcia: #Hossi?
Emily: DISGUSTING 😭😭 STOP
Hotch: ^. Rossi call me hot again and I will burn down your office
Derek: AYO HOTCH?? WHOS MANS IS THIS IM SCARED 😨😨🥶 😨 😳
Emily: HES DONE WITH OUR BULLSJIT I CNNOT
Y/n: Whys Derek allows to call you hot but not Rossi? Sus...🤔🤔
Hotch: How do I remove myself as administrator so I can leave this group chat I am tired
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
