Thieve

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Xiao told me he would hang out with ganyu today , so I would be alone

I don't know what's so different about ganyu but I rarely even get jealous when xiao is with her

Maybe it's the fact that she is lesbian and has a girlfriend

But what ever I'll just steal a hoodie from my xiaoi boo since I am cold

In the end i decided to pick some blue hoodie , it was soft and it smelled like xiao (DUH BRUH ITS XIAOS HOODIE)

~time skip xiao is back now and everything~

"Venti 1. Why are you wearing my hoodie and 2. Get out I wanna stream now"

"I stole your hoodie and also no I'll stay here"

"Just don't sleep in my bed again" I'll totally sleep on his bed

"Whyy nottt but I wanna sleep in your bed"

"You have your own bed"

"But you won't sleep in my bed and I wanna sleep in the same room as youu"

"Then sleep on the floor"

"But then I can't cuddle with youu"

"Then just- ugh fine then stay there"

"Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

He went live with pudfy

I hate pudfy because she kept flirting with my boyfriend , oh my god it's so cool so say that
My boyfriend xiao 😜

~they are like an hour into streaming~

"Awwww cmon xiao we all know you love me" excuse me ,no get away from my boyfriend

"No , ew , I'm gay and I have a boyfriend" Omg yas xiao slay queen Love you boo

-YOO GIVE US A BOYFRIEND REVEALL

"Not anymore" pudfy tried to continue flirting

"Nope , still have a boyfriend"

"Stop lying we all know you are straight for me"

"No ew I'm gay since 8 years"

"But you Are only 16- doesn't that mean that you are gay since-"

"Yep since I'm 8"

"But you can't be gay at such a young age and also get some help and become straight "

"Well here's the proof that you can be gay at such a young age amd that I don't need any help now stop being such an annoying cunt"

"Wow wow no need to be so ma-" xiao left the discord call before she could finish her sentence

I tried to hold back my laughter

~*xiaos pov*~

"Ok I'll try to educate her later off stream but if she doesn't wanna accepting then she is getting blocked

-omg why so harsh on her

"What do y'all mean that I am overreacting , she literally told me to get help because I was gay and I will not speak to people like that"

"I wanted to block her since a while anyways"

-what did she ever do to you ?!

"Well let's just say it wasn't the first homophobic thing she said but this reached my fucking limit"

-but she is your online bestie for live 🥺🥺

"No she was a streamer friend who often got on my nerves"

-but what about xiaofling 🥺🤞

"The ship was always annoying and especially the People who ship xiaofling"

I muted my mic and turned my chair around so I was facing venti

"My god that hoe was fucking annoying"

"I mean I never liked her and hoes mad LOL"

"Huh why ?"

"She sounded annoying , was always flirting with you and her voice was enough to tell that she's a bad person"

"Can you sit here , I need to calm down a bit"

Venti gave me a confused look

"I mean sit in my lap you fucking dumbass"

"But how do you know if I want that"

"I know you want it"

Venti sighed "caught in 4k"

"Next stream I will do a boyfriend reveal"

"And how will you do that"

"Hmm maybe by giving a little kiss kiss" I winked at him

Venti sat down on my lap "you are not going to do that"

I know it might sound confusing but venti always calmed me down

I turned back round "well I guess I will just play some on my Minecraft server"

-ok but why are your streams like the only place where I feel welcome as a lesbian jskskzjajznxnxnz

"Aww don't worry you are welcome and I'm sorry to all the lesbians getting stereotyped and shit out there because every single lesbian I met was like the nicest person ever " almost every lesbian
(Let's ignore that I wrote this just to feel welcome myself 🥲)

Well I just wanted to tell y'all that the book will be ending quite soon like one or two more chapters 😔 amd then I'll maybe start a new book when my friend is gone (gone home)

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