[Group named changed to "baddies of the bau"]
Emily: Why'd you word it like that?😭
Derek: fr why tf🤔🥶🥶🧐 sus
Y/n: So formal why
Emily: ^ fr 🙄💅
Hotch: You guys ask me to change it back, I do, and I get criticism?? Menaces.
Reid: I liked the older group name, when it was just "BAU".
Y/n: Honey.. no one cares I'm so sorry 😞
Emily: NOT YOU BAGGING ON YOUR BOYFRIEND LMAO 💀💀 DAMN Y/N IS RIGHT THOUGH, NOT EVEN HOTCH LIKED THAT NAME HE ONLY DID IT SO STRAUSS WOULD BE QUIET PLZ
Derek: Pretty boy taking Ls lately 😆 🤣 😂 😹 👨🏾🍼
Rossi: I like this one, I think its funny
JJ: ^ its different but the same i agree with Mr pasta
Derek: Real one Rossi over here okurrrr I see you ole ancient one 💯💯💯
Hotch: ..thats funny I'm so sorry 💀
Rossi: I will simply act as if that was a compliment
Emily: David Rossi😭😭 don't take Sir Baldies bullshit dude
Y/n: SIR BALDIE 😭💀 EMILY OMG TOO FUNNY IM GONNA CRY
Derek: This is bullying I'm sure of it 🧍🏾♂️ wtf😨😨😨🤼🏾🤼🏾🤼🏾🤼🏾
JJ: 💀 good
Garcia: Chocolate thunder 🥵💋💋
Emily: Garcia plz😭
Rossi: I made some morning popcorn i spilt liquid butter but its okay if you kiddos enjoy the popcorn thats all that matters
Y/n: ^ literally, platoniclly love you papa pasta omg 🥳🥳🥳
Hotch: Dave, I forgive you for being straight.
Derek: ^ IM SCREAMING😱😱😱😎🥸
Emily: Not you and the random ass emojis again Derek plz ur not 12 wtf bighead 😭😭
Derek: LET ME LIVE????😡🤌🏾
Y/n: who gave Spencer another jar of nutella?
Reid: :)
Y/n: Baby you can't eat 5 jars a day im concerned
Hotch: Reid holy shit, 5???
Emily: Mans is trying to get early type 2 huh 💀 r.i.p
Reid: It's good :(
Hotch: Yes and you're allowed to have it but please eat in moderation oh my lord
Derek: I wasn't aware sorry he asked me to go out and get it.. Spencer man, you need a therapist and not only for your trauma 🤔🤔🤔
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
