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You have been warned

HAHAHA IM ON A MAJOR SUGAR HIGH CUZ I HAS TWO COKES AND AN ICE CREAM AND A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE SO I SHALL EAT A LLAMA!!! WAIT WHAT??? NO, I SHALL WRITE A CHATTYROOM.

LEGOLAS: Uhhh hi... sis r u ok?

MEEZERS: YEAH!!!!

LEGGY DA BED: Ok... and I'm not a bed

MEEZERS: OK LLAMA FACE

JAN-JAN THE DUCK: HI LEGGY IM JAN JAN HOW IS YOUR UNISMAUG????

LEGGY DA BREAD: Finally someone asks!

JAN-JAN: IKR! No one asks about my UNISMAUG ANYMORE

LEGGY DA BREAD: Uhhh sis I'm an elf not Lembas

MEEZERS: FINE THEN, PARTY POOPER!

LEGOLAS THE MAILBOX: not a mailbox either

MEEZERS: I DONT GIVE A-

LEGGY DA PARTY POOPER: KEEP IT PG SISTAH!

MEEZERS: FRODO!

LEGGY THE MUSTARD: OH

JAN JAN: NO

DOM: YOU

LIV: DI'INT!

MELALALALALA: YES I DID!

MIDDLE TO DA EARTH: 0_0

LEGOSASS: -______-

MEELLAMA: ITS A WHAAAAAAALE

PERCY JACKSON: Hay girlfriend

MEEEEEE: NO NO GO MAKE OUT WITH ANNABETH PERCABETH IS MAH OTP

PERCY: LA CU-CA-RA-CHA LA CU-CA-RA-CHA LA CU-CA-RA-CHA!

MOI: HAY FARTNUGGET HOW ARE YOU

FÄEEEEEE: GOOD! HOW ARE YOU, NUGGETFART?

MOI: MOOOOOOO

FÄEEEEE: OINKIDOINKY

*this part Fae wrote*

IM IN A MAJORER SUGAR RUSH AND CAFFEINE HIGH AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD SOME WINE SO LLAMAS JUMPED OFF THE MOON AND INTO MY GLO STICK POOL.

Arwen the potato: are you ok?

Me: um no. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes YESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOYESNOLLAMA

Arwen: IM NOT A POTATO

ME: YES YOU ARE. YOU SHALL BE A POTATO UNTIL FLORIDA FREEZES OVER

ARWEN THE MESA: NO HABLO ESPAÑOL Y NO SOY UNA MESA

ME: SI SI TU ERES UNA MESA Y TU ERES MUY FABULOSO

ARWEN THE CHAIR: THATS NOT EVEN SPANISH

ME: TANT PE

ARWEN THE FRENCH FRY: I SPEAK ELVISH AND WESTRON I DONT KNOW FRENCH

ME: TOO BAD TOO BAD TOO BAD TOO BAD TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LINDIR THE LINDOR CHOCOLATE: LOL

ME: GET YOUR SORRY LINDOR BUTT OUT OF HERE

LINDIR THE LINDOR: OMG K FINE BAI *SKEDADDLES OUT WITH LINDOR CHOCOLATE IN HIS HAND*

ME: I LOVE WARM HUGS

DENETHOR THE LLAMA: *hugs me*

ME: OMIGOD GET OFF ME I HATE HUGS EWWWW GO JUMP YOUR SORRY *donkey* OFF A CLIFF

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