𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞!

number girl
i hate him i hate him i hate him.

number boy <3
uh oh

number girl
wait wrong person

number boy <3
wrong person?

who's the right person?

number girl
someone more important than you

wait that was harsh

i'm sorry

i'm just so upset

anyways so sorry i bothered you

i don't always complain i promise

well that's a lie but ignore that

anyways

have a good night number boy

number boy <3
are you okay???

number girl
100%
never been better
i am finr

number boy <3
what did he do?

number girl
doesn't matter everything's fine

number boy <3
you don't sound fine

number girl
i am perfectly wholly
completely 100% fine

good night <3

number boy <3
do you wanna call? (delivered)

kinda getting concerned ngl (delivered)

TWO HOURS LATER

number boy <3
you alright?

number girl
i am calm

number boy <3
you sure?

number girl
yes. sorry that happened, stranger

number boy <3
wanna talk about it?

number girl
wouldn't want to bother you more
than i already have

number boy <3
i haven't blocked you yet, so....

number girl
okay— rude

number boy <3
says the girl who sounded
like she was seconds away
from punching a wall

number girl
fine. i think i'd prefer being blocked.

number boy <3
then block me.

number girl
nah. too much work and i rather
enjoy strangers' company.

number boy <3
maybe you shouldn't...

fact for a fact?

number girl
too tired. think i cried all
the anger out of me ngl

number boy <3
#4: my favorite color is green

number girl
mines blue

number boy <3
that's my best friend's
favorite color too:)

#5 my birthday is in august

number girl
a) that's two facts, (b) not telling
you my birthday

number boy <3
fair enough. why tho?

number girl
still think ur an old man. like, 40 or
50 at most.

number boy <3
who's not to say you're that old too?

number girl
my guy, i'm simping over a 24 yr old
dickhead college student. that's how
you know i'm young and an idiot

number boy <3
fair

why are you up so late if you have
school tomorrow?

number girl
a good question. i'm supposed to be
working on a paper with salome soon, but alas.
what's your friend's favorite shade of blue?

number boy <3
idk. probably when it's
as blue as blue gets

number girl
makes sense. tell him the superior
shade of blue is light blue. not baby
blue but ALMOST

number boy <3
he's colorblind

number girl
and? tell him

number boy <3
i like how you've assumed i told him
about you

number girl
never said to tell him *i* specifically
said it

number boy <3
touché

number girl
why are YOU up at 2am, college dropout?

number boy <3
talking to an idiot because
i'm bored :)

number girl
when he calls you idiot :lipbite:

number boy <3
you use discord?

number girl
just for college group chats.
i'm not a gamer. too hot to be one

number boy <3
you think gamers aren't hot?

number girl
i'm saying that the ones i've come
across are so-so

but looks don't really matter
when it comes to them imo

number boy <3
why not?

number girl
because gamer boys n girls
have superior fingers

number boy <3
ok GROSS

number girl
i'm serious. think about the stamina

SHEEEEEESH

number boy <3
i think you need to go to bed
and block my number <3

number girl
when he sends you a heart <3

number boy <3
when she's obsessed with you and
won't go to sleep <3

number girl
when he won't block ur number
cuz you're so irresistible <3

number boy <3
go to bed, idiot

number girl
night, jackass

AUTHOR'S NOTE
help there's lightning outside i can't sleep with all this light :// i'm also babysitting a little girl and my lack of energy makes it so hard to keep up with her— i straight up started dissociating earlier and like couldn't fully be there but whatever, we're 100% fine <3