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🐍jade's boyz🦁

james added azriel

my nemesis👹🐍
sup

longass🍑
welcome to the chaos that is the guys gc
where we all stand for the simp
and kneel for the snitch
which reminds me
congrats on your first game guys
you assholes won in a landslide

i still can't believe we won

my bitch🦌
ikr!?
it was intense
btw
baby daddy
how you doin?

prodigal son🖤
joey?

my bitch🦌

my nemesis 👹🐍well i'm doing just fine how you doin?😏

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my nemesis 👹🐍
well i'm doing just fine
how you doin?😏

the sane one🐺
azriel istg
you're becoming my favorite person aside from solis and vixen

simp

wormtail🐭
look who's talking

prodigal son🖤
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

my bitch🦌
and that's why wormy is my favorite person today
btw
zabini
how's my sister?

my nemesis👹🐍
last night
or today?

both?

longass🍑
she called me last night
screamed something in arabic or some shit
marlene did some juju shit
hell
even azriel jumped on that crazy bandwagon
scared me half to death
and then hung up

i need context
because she did the same to me🤡

prodigal son🖤
and me

my nemesis👹🐍
we're learning about traditional egyptian curses
we just wanted to see if we got the pronunciation right...

the sane one🐺
well you did
and succeeded in giving me three thousand heart attacks in the span of fifteen minutes

my nemesis👹🐍
guys
what happens when you have a vixen in the drying machine?

my bitch🦌
make sure she's 100% cotton
no polyester
and put one of those dryer sheets
because she hates frizz

oh look
mr. comedian is back

my bitch🦌
stop glaring at me and make me dinner

wormtail🐭
how has the kitchen not burned down yet?

my bitch🦌
i have a fire extinguisher next to me
now
why is my sister in a dryer?

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