marauders and padfoot's wife
lani:
so sirius is a mutt petter is ratatouille
and james is bambi
remus:
and i am jacob black
peter:
basically
sirius:
I AM NOT A MUTT
I AM A STRONG BLACK DOG
lani:
i bet u are pup
james:
hehe
'pup'
sirius:
only lele gets to call me that
if anyone of u do i will kill u
lani:
aw
so cute
remus:
can we talk abt how lani got everyone
together
peter:
miss maam rly said "i am eros"
james:
she got me n reg together
rem n layne
and lily n tina
lani:
dyk how much fucking work that was
it was exhausting
sirius:
dyk how much fucking work it took
to get u to like me back
peter:
took a whole ass fight im pretty sure
we all remember sirius
james:
that was the scariest fight between them
remus:
look what u fucking did lani
lani:
not sorry abt it
i got myself a mans so
sirius:
damn right
speaking of ur mans come to my
dorm so i can give u my quidditch jumper
lani:
u rly want me to wear it huh
sirius:
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR SO DAMN LONG
plus how else will everyone kno ur mine
peter:
right bc no one knows that "sirius fucking black"
is now taken as if the news didnt spread like
wildfire
james:
or by the way u constantly follow her like a lost
puppy
remus:
or the dark ass hickeys up and down her neck
lani:
i shld rly put on concealer
sirius:
HEY dont cover my art work
lani:
'art work'
sirius:
jus get ur fine ass over to my dorm
lani:
fine
YOU ARE READING
eros; sirius black
Fanfictionin which the hp world has phones *super non-canon *does not follow plot sirius black x oc all characters except leilani cruz, layne cruz, and tina angelo go to JKR and the real author of the hp books, kreacher the house elf
