Alberto Scorfano x reader one-shots/BF scenarios.

Q and A

Person: Are you a retired psycho?
Me: no.... I'm not retired yet. How old do you think I am?
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Person: have you ever been in a gang?
Me: I've started a bunch of gangs but nothing illegal. (I am the badass of the fam 😌)
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Person: what do like to do?
Me: I'm a tomboy who likes sports, drifting/drag racing cars, and riding dirt bikes......
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Person: what's your favorite song?
Me: uhm.... ANYTHING from Eminem and like 500000000 other songs-
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Person: what kind of fanfics have you done in the past?
Me: IGHT sit down. TMNT, TFP, transformers, HP, avengers/marvel, shifting books/experiences, etc.
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Person: what nationality are you and where are you from ORIGINALLY?
Me: I am a Native American. I am from the Rez of Phoenix, Arizona.
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Person: what's your appearance? (What?)
Me: Brown hair with highlights, freckled ALL OVER, white skin, brown eyes, and I'm only 5'3......
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Person: what's your bf's name?
Me: I thought I already mentioned this but okay... his name is Tristan but I like to call him Petrisha.
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Person: how old are you?
Me: how old do you think I am?
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Person: are you a virgin?
Me: YES! That's a weird question....
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Person: where do you live?
Me: Fort Collins, Colorado.
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If you guys have more questions just post them here and I'll do a pt2 if you want.