Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Tango, depressed, lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle

False joining him on the floor: Same

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BadTimes: I swear to God, the next one of you to say "weird flex but okay" is going to lose their kneecaps.

Bdubs: ...

Scar:...

Doc:...

Keralis: Preposterous boast, but alas...

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Iskall: Stress has delicious chapstick

Impulse: Wait, you two kissed?

Stress: No, this asshole just ate my chapstick

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X: Is this movie going to make me cry?

Beef: Probably. Everything makes you cry. You cried when you got here

X: I was just so happy to see you!

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Gemini: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with an 's'.

Biffa: Salt? A snake?

Ren: Sand?

Doc and Bdubs: [staring at each other from a distance]

Wels: Sexual tension?

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I love the term gender envy, I wanna unlock the other 7 deadly gender sins.

- Doc

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Ex: Hello Mumbo and people I know.

Mumbo: ...

Grian: ...

X: ...

Hels: ...

Iskall: ...

Ex: So you might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling

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Zed: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Tfc: Pi.

Tfc: Low-scale but never-ending.

Zed:

Zed: Are you okay?

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Bdubs: Horomone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

Jevin: The two genders: fight or flight

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xB:*flirting with Hels*

Hels: *actually flirts back*

xB:....

Hels:....

Hels: You're not gonna say anything?

xB: I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.

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Hypno: Be careful, man, this isn't a simulator.

Joe: Well that's good, because I always wreck the simulator.

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Grian: Quit your job

Pearl: ...Why?

Grian: Join my tree war

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Helpful grammar tip: 'farther' is for physical distance, 'further' is for metaphorical distance, and 'father' is for emotional distance.

- Cleo

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Cub: What happened to you?

Etho: [holding an ice pack to his black eye] I got punched

Cub:...

Cub: Did you deserve it?

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Scar: Hey kids, I know you're struggling right now, but I'm here to tell you that everything gets worse forever.

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Mumbo: Your twenties are weird. I have the priorities of a kindergartener again. I don't know what in the hell is going on EVER. I like colours. I like soup. I want to take a nap.

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Biffa: I've killed more people than I can count.

Biffa: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Biffa: Not because I can't count very high.

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X: When I said "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a seashell or something!!!

Ex, holding a struggling seagull: Well, you should have fucking said that!

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Impulse: My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

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Tango: Things to do if you can shapeshift

Tango: Get into a place that horses shouldn't be able to get into

Tango: Turn into a horse

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Grian, sitting at his gong: I get asked a lot why i don't have a girlfriend and i thought i would answer that through song, so here it goes.

Grian: *crashes gong*

Grian: I'm gay.

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Mumbo: Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and you're basically doing a good. Trust me I am a lawyerman

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Today's Question:

What is the weirdest fact you know?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors