Baddies of the BAU
Reid: Oh.
Garcia: Whats wrong boy wonder??🥺
Reid: Wrong place, wrong time I uhm.. I'm going on my lunch break no one talk to me ever again thank you.
Y/n: Sweetheart..?
Emily: WHO TF HURT REID NAH IM THROWING HANDS🤨🤨🤨 ITS AN UNSPOKEN RULE THAT WE DONT FUCK WITH REID.
Rossi: Kiddo what's wrong??
JJ: Spence..?
Reid: I saw something I don't think I was supposed to see and I don't want to think about it. 👾 Not my business.
Derek: ..
Emily: AYO MEGAMIND WHATD YOU DO TO SPENCER 🥊🥊🤨
Derek: NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK???
Reid: I mean it's clear that you're definitely not straight I guess.
Derek: ..oh you saw that..?
JJ: huh?? Derek were you giving a quickie💀
Derek: NO NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE I AM BEING QUIET NOW GOODNIGHT👹
Emily: its 12PM dumbass 😵😵 spit it out who is it ✋🏻
Garcia: I'm checking the cameras 📷
Rossi: I'm eating popcorn minding my business i don't want to be insulted
Emily: Rossi 💀💀 its okay we love you
Y/n: wait a minute....
Garcia: O H M Y G O S H
Derek: bbygirl... do not, alright? not anyone.
Y/n: ayo what? Whys Derek being serious af rn..? Penny pretty please tell us? It can't be that bad cmon 💅💅
Garcia: No thank you I uh literally can't sorry oh my god :00 oh my oh my
Emily: crotchy hotchieeeeee come help us beat it out of Morgan 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Y/n: FR ^ SILENT AF HE HATES US😔😔
Derek: let's not 🥶🥶
JJ: wait...
Y/N: what??
JJ: oh my god wait no way
Hotch: Hey, what's going on?
JJ: UH UH YOU WERE READING CHAT I SAW 😟 DON'T POP UP TO TRY AND COVER YOURSELF
Emily: NO WAY, HOTCH????? NO NO NO NO YOURE LYING TO ME RN
Derek: 😋 what?
Y/n: WAIT WHATS GOING ON???
Hotch: idk I just got here and they're accusing me of something
Derek: LMAO L😵🖕🏾🖕🏾
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
