Baddies of the BAU
Garcia: Reid did you leave your oatmeal in my office again?
Reid: Huh? No, I felt bad about it last time.
Emily: Who tf eats oatmeal other than old people 😬😬😬
Derek: FUCK YOU IT WAS STRAWBERRY OATMEAL ✋🏾✋🏾 GOOD AS FUCK GET ON MY LEVEL👹👹👹👹👹
Garcia: choco thunder don't ever do that again, love you <33 :3
Rossi: Oatmeal is good
Emily: ^ point proven 💃🏻💃🏻
Rossi: ??
Y/n: Aye don't disrespectful mama rossi he feeds us good food🤨
JJ: ^ y/n makes a good point, Rossi isn't as annoying as he used to be tbh
Derek: ^ i gotta agree 🥵🥵
Rossi: ..thanks..?
Reid: Strawberry oatmeal is my favorite, blueberry is a close second.
Hotch: I gave Jack oatmeal when he was sick and he threw it up everywhere and now I will never eat it again in my life
Emily: ^ thats why I hate kids 💀💀
JJ: .. HELLO?
Emily: baby urs are the only exception Henry and the other one are cool 🤧
Derek: THE OTHER ONE😭😭 EMILY NO
JJ: Michael is boring tbh 😴
Y/n: JJ, bestie..💀 I can't
Garcia: I mean at least Henry is cool! :]
Rossi: Debatable he kicked my shins last time I saw him
JJ: EMILY I TOLD YOU TO STOP TEACHING THEM TO DO THAT OH MY GOD????
Emily: LMAO IM SORRY ITS FUNNY OKAY THEY DO WHAT I ASK 💃🏻💃🏻
Hotch: Did you deserve to get your shins kicked?
Emily: I told Henry to kick straight people in the shins LOL so yeah he did 😘😘😘
Hotch: Fair, ngl tell Henry thanks for doing the world a service
JJ: DONT ENCOURAGE IT HOTCH OMG
Hotch: oh my bad, no bad Henry, don't do that lol??
Emily: HOTCH😭😭
Garcia: Rossi is nice tho he doesn't deserve to be kicked :[
Rossi: thank you pen
Y/n: EMILY THATS SO FUNNY PLEASE😭😭
JJ: I want a divorce
Hotch: You aren't married though
JJ: Emily will you marry me?
Emily: ...yes?
JJ: im calling off the wedding
Emily: FUCK OFF✋🏻✋🏻😦 ASSHAT BEHAVIOR HALF STRAIGHTIE 💋
Reid: Fruity. 🍓🥭🫐🍏🍍🍇 fruit
Rossi: Kiddo don't bully the lesbians
Y/n: ROSSI WHAT😭😭
Derek: who put their paperwork on my desk i ain't doing it🤨🤨 tf do I look like
Emily: You look like Mr. Clean. So clean up my work for me 😘😘💋
Derek: No 🥶🥶🥶
Y/n: Yeah mr clean do her work tf 😒
Derek: NO FUCK OFF I DID ALL MINE ALREADY ✋🏾✋🏾 LEAVE ME ALONE 🕺🏾
Emily: Panty wearer 🤧 fuck you
JJ: ily
Emily: Ily2 sexy 😘💋💋
Derek: stfu Emily 🖕🏾🖕🏾
Rossi: You guys fight like siblings
Derek: Mama Rossi 👹👹👹 be quiet
Rossi: ok 👌
Y/n: Emily ur such a menace 😭😭
Emily: NO I AM NOT FUCK OFF🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
Y/n: A menace to DEEZ NUTS 🥶👹👹👹 lol who am I? ^
Derek: FUCK OFF ITS FUNNY 👨🏾💻👨🏾💻
Hotch: You're the only one laughing when you make those jokes let's be real
Derek: FUCK YOU I AM FUNNY 🤡🤡
Emily: "I'm funny" -every unfunny person💀💀
Garcia: BB boy atleast ur hot.. :)?
Derek: hate it here THIS IS BULLYING 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: Cope or cry lmao
Emily: I CANNOT EBEGEJJW😭😭 IM GOING ON MY LUNCH BREAK
Hotch: You already took one and its 4PM..?
Emily: im hungry fuck off 💃🏻💃🏻
Hotch: 👍dinner break
Reid: I'm eating a cucumber! 🥒
Derek: ...excuse me?😭😭
Emily: LEAVE HIM ALONE HES EATING AN ACTUAL CUCUMBER YOU FUCKING MENACE 💀
Y/n: At least it's not nutella tbh
Reid: I have jello as well, no nutella though. :(
Rossi: who overflowed the popcorn machine? again?
Rossi: Aaron i can hear you laughing in your office?
Hotch: What's popcorn?
Derek: NAH HOPSCOTCH THATS FOUL😭😭💀 APOLOGIZE🤬✋🏾
Rossi: No it's alright just wanted to know
Emily: Rossi takes way too much shit from us its too funny I feel bad 💀💀
Y/n: If he doesn't like it he can retire again 🥰🥰
JJ: Y/N💀 NO
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
