Not everybody needs a thneed (Once-ler X Lorax)

The very strange party

The clock struck 4 o'clock and the Lorax was still laying on the bed as the Once-ler ran through. "bye Ed"
"wait ...  your not coming."
"nahhh"
"didn't Ed invite you"
"He did ... but I just don't want to go."
"oh dumbass it was gonna be fun. bye bitch"
The Lorax blinked why did he call him a dumbass and a bitch. The Once-ler ran out the room and wandered down to Ed Sheeran's dormitory. He stood outside the door that read Edward C.Sheeran and Tikki S.On. He knocked on the door and thought about how weird he was with the Lorax earlier.
He felt all of his emotions running through his head and started to feel like he was over thinking every single thing.  Was he at the wrong dorm room? Why hadn't Ed answered the door? Did they not want him there? He checked the time over and over...
16:00
16:01
... where was Ed?
He knocked again.
16:02
Was his clock fast?
16:03
Maybe the party was tomorrow or next or a month away?
Was the party at 16:30?
Or 17:00
"Hey Ed how you doing tonight" Ed Sheeran whispered.
He blinked dumbly as if he had never heard that name in his life.
"Sorry I was singing a song to my roommate Tikki."
"Tikka-what" the Once-ler replied.
"She's like a thousand years old, I don't know why the hell she's here"
"Maybe she failed a grade...no judgement"
"Totes" he stared at the Once-ler for a second "are you gonna come in or-?"
"Oh- yeah, uhmmm yeah-."
"My bestie Tay-Tay is here."
"Who the fuck" he coughs "excuse me, uhmm who is that?"
"Taylor Swift"
The Once-ler loved her music it was so relatable. He knew that right now he thought of the Lorax as one of her douchy exes. The Once-ler suddenly wanted to listen to one of  Taylor Swift's songs, "all too well".  A tear drop fell from his face from mere thought.
Ed Sheeran raises an eyebrow but to the Once-lers relief he said nothing. He walks into the party and every one on the campus, except for the Lorax was there. Man was he missing out. The Once-ler thought that, ethically, he should probably tell the Lorax that he is missing out on the party but he will probably decline a n y w a y (he is a buzzkill anyway, I mean who goes on and on about trees after someone went to the toilet. Only God knows what he uses to wipe his but after he takes a shit). He eventually forgot about the Lorax and started to enjoy himself at the party.
Suddenly, this ginger guy with a joint come up to him and said "where the hell is the Lorax?"
"How do you know the Lorax? And who the hell are you?
"I'm Fezco I don't even go to school here I just tryna make money and shi- I know the Lorax cuz he ginger and shit we mentally connected."
"O-okay" the Once-ler said confused. He got out there real quick to party more.
He started thinking very deeply about this whole "mental link" thing.
He needed answers.
He was about pull out his phone when Swiper just snatched out his phone with a random chick yelling at him in the background.  Yelling, "Swiper no swiping!"
That was weird as hell. He looked at his watch,
02:39
WHAT how the hell did that much time pass. Was he high? He looked around, Ed Sheeran was the only one to have not drunk nor eaten or said anything to anyone but him and Tikki. He didn't think that much of it as he probably threw the party to gain popularity and didn't want to have a drunken scene, or seem like an over eating swine (people can be mean bro...). He decided let's not blackout drunk. He walked out of the party and went back to his dorm. The eerie hallways really freaked him out so he quickly sped through them which was hard to do drunk.