Baddies of the BAU
Emily: What if I jumped off a bridge lol 😍😍
Derek: do a flip for us sugar tits🕺🏾🥶🥶
Reid: Please don't?
Hotch: Prentiss, come up to my office please.
Derek: NOT THIS MFER AND HIS PSYCH EVALS OMG😭😭 HOTCHIE ITS A JOKE BAU DILF LEAVE EM ALONE🤬🤬🤬
Emily: Who says I was joking?🧐🧐🥴
JJ: baby no :(( stop I hate when you say stuff like that
Hotch: Now, Emily.
Emily: Damn
Y/n: Please😭💀 atleast he cares ig💀💀
Derek: DAMN IT BE TOUGH OUT HERE DARK HUMOR?? NOT ALLOWED?? HOMOPHOBIA??🥶🥶🥶
Hotch: How can I possibly be homophobic?
Rossi: Internalized
Derek: BITCH- WHAT YOU SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR SMTH?? GOT SMTH TO TELL US??🤨🤨 HM??
Y/n: omg gay Rossi vibes I stan🤩🤩
Rossi: Still straight sorry
Emily: bitch stfu no offense 😙😙😇
Derek: ROSSI ILY BUT SHUT UP STRAIGHT 🤤🤤
Y/n: ayo those emojis..???
Derek: gilf vibes tbf 🤑
Emily: HOTCH FIRE HIM THATS TOO FAR.🤨
Hotch: Gilf..? oh OH
Rossi: Don't come near me, Morgan
Y/n: HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS😭😭
Rossi: found out that it in fact does not mean golf:(
Garcia: Derek Morgan leave Rossi alone
Hotch: No, no, better Rossi than me
Garcia: don't encourage him bossman:((
Derek: I do what I want gang gang 🖕🏾🖕🏾👹👹👹👹
Derek: love you tho bbgurl<<333
Garcia: love you too 😒
JJ: EMILY STOP
Emily: do you not appreciate my titties??🤨
JJ: NOT AT WORK
Hotch: Ladies, wrong chat
JJ: oh
JJ: I mean, nothing
Derek: Yo send me some??😋
Emily: you deserve a timeout for that I'm literally gay leave me alone male🤢🤢
Y/n: DEREK LEAVE EMILY ALONE OR ILL SLAP YOU😡😡 RN.
Derek: dannnggg ight🥲 I see how it be
Hotch: go sit in a corner and think about your actions
Emily: LMAO HES ACTUALLY DOING IT I CANNOT BYE FUCKBOY😚 👏🏻👏🏻
Reid: Wait is it not okay to ask for explict pictures of someone's chest? I don't wanna sit in the corner as well.
Derek: dawg what- pretty boy??
Y/n: Sweet boy, it's okay to ask your partners for pics not colleagues or people not interested in sending.
Reid: Oh, okay! 👾
Emily: I CANNOT 😭😭 SPENCER PLEASE YOU CANNOT BE THAT NAIVE
Reid: I was just making sure.
Derek: ..💀
Hotch: Derek you have no room to talk you're literally sitting in a corner rn 👍
Garcia: :0 facts
Derek: kachow🤥🥶🥶
Emily: lightening mcshutthefuckup 😮?
Rossi: I think it's actually McQueen
Hotch: ..
Hotch: so close to removing you, thin ice
Rossi: ??
Hotch: Just be quiet 👍
Y/n: 😭😭
Reid: I am so confused honestly.
Garcia: ^ felt that boy wonder
Derek: can I leave the corner now?
Emily: no
Derek: YOURE NOT THE BOSS SHUT THE FUCK UP 😡😡😡 NO ONE ASKED YOU
Hotch: No.
Derek: damn
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
