CRACK CHAPTER : INCORRECT QUOTES

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y/n : fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name Diluc?

kaeya : no what my name is kaeya darling

kaeya : ....

kaeya : oh.

kaeya : i guess we've got to fuck.

y/n : correct.

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y/n : zhongli.

y/n : zhongli!

y/n : ZHONGLI.

y/n : zhongli i got few mora with osmanthus wine.

zhongli : i'll come if there's isn't mora and osmanthus wine i'll be pissed.

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childe : hey are you single?

y/n : no i'm plural!!

childe : no i mean are you free this saturday?

y/n : no i'm freaking expensive everyday on weekend!!

childe : ugh...do you want to go out?

y/n : oh why dont you just say so? but nope thanks!

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y/n : what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of cleaning slave and her name was mozarella?

xiao : don't ever speak to me again.

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diluc : k.

kaeya : every kiss start with k......:)

diluc : too bad ugly start with u.

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xingqiu : what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

chongyun : what?

xingqiu : nothing, they just waved.

chongyun : oh.

xingqiu : do you sea what i did there?

chongyun : no.

xingqiu : i'm shore you did....

chongyun : how do you have friends?

xingqiu : don't be such a beach.

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razor : i'm learning uklsldlsl

razor : !!

razor : uklskdks

bennett : same

razor : ukelsldl

bennett : take your time.

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