bs - nct

xis

CHENLE:
im the mafia

JAEMIN:
omg i love itzy

MINHEE:
i love itzy and all BUT THAT STUPID
FUCKGND SHOULDER DANCE
I CAN NEVER GET IT RIGJT

YANGYANG:
she always replays the song to try and do
it and yells once she figures out she can't
then sings loudly
it hurts my ears

HAECHAN:
sounds like everyone tbh

CHENLE:
wtf are yall talking about itzy for
i mean im the actual mafia

JISUNG:
oh ur being fr?
okay well i have a list so is it alright
if i dm it to you?
i should be able to get that best friend
discount right?

CHENLE:
what

JISUNG:
what

HAEWON:
jisungggg
am i on that list

JISUNG:
no bc i can actually stand you

HAEWON:
awww

JAEMIN:
i better not be

JISUNG:
you were about to until i remembered
u make me food and i love you or
whatever

JAEMIN:
"or whatever"
can't believe u

CHENLE:
i- was joking

JISUNG:
oh
i dont have a list pfft

LUCAS:
HELLO EVERYONE

HENDERY:
YUKHEI

SHOTARO:
hi lucas!

MINHEE:
WAIT
is your date not with you rn?

LUCAS:
im not on a date

JAEMIN:
gasp

YANGYANG:
then whats with the suddenness of
texting

LUCAS:
i missed u guys
and also that one girl i'm related
to had a talk with me

LIANNE:
you really could've just said sister
or lianne

LUCAS:
ew but thats so boring

MARK:
would like to say that i was the one who
made her talk so we should all be
thanking mark now

JISUNG:
no

MARK:
well i tried

XIAOJUN:
HI YUKHEIIII

SUNGCHAN:
oh shit

SHOTARO:
sungchan?

SUNGCHAN:
shhhhh