Baddies of the BAU
Derek: I'm so tired no one bother me please and thanks🤺🤺
Y/n: then don't bother us?? Bitch whyd you text this gc🧐💀
Emily: Ooo yuh go bestie go ^ 💋💋
Derek: :| shut
JJ: YOU SHUT UP DONT TALK TO WIFEY LIKE THAT
Y/n: ^
Emily: YEAH BE QUIET DEREK MCBIGHEAD
Derek:
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Hotch: It's 2am??
Reid: I was trying to sleep why are you guys spamming?
Hotch: ^
Rossi: you all woke me
Emily: sorry for party rockin 🥳🎉
Hotch: ..please go to bed guys we have work tomorrow
Derek: tried telling them to leave me alone🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: NO ONE WAS EVEN TALKING UNTIL YOU INITIATED CONVERSATION YOURE SUCH A MANIPULATOR 😨
JJ: I say we go to Derek's house and hide mini speakers everywhere and just blast the wiggles songs
Y/n: ^ now THAT is something I can get behind
Derek: who's tryna let me suck some titties 🧐🥺 [ • ] [ • ]??
Garcia: derek.. stop:0
Emily: NAH HOTCH REMOVE HIM RN
Derek: daddy dilf 🤤🤤
Y/n: no bc this mfer told us not to bother him and yet here he is TERRORIZING us YOURE A MENACE GO TO BED 🤨 tf
Hotch: everyone please go to bed I don't know how to mute this and I'm exhausted okay? we all need sleep
Emily: fine
Derek: pp
7:08AM
Derek: GOOD MORNING SEXIES 🤩🤩
Garcia: Morning!;)
JJ: fuck you all for being annoying last night
Reid: I put my phone in the oven so I couldn't hear it going off.
Y/n: Please tell me the oven was not on?
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
