CLEMENCY, CORPSE HUSBAND

40

"It's you."

"What? How is it me?" Corpse asked, still driving.

"It was obvious Corpse... I just didn't want you to be embarassed."

"Are you being serious?" sighed Corpse, it felt like a weight had been lifted off his chest.

"You thought It was Alex?" laughed Karl

"Who else would It be?"

"I don't know but Alex and Mei would simply not work."

"Why do you say that?" asked Corpse

"Cancer and Capricorn doesnt work."

"But you're a cancer too."

"Good point, I lied I don't have a reason."

"Caught red handed." joked Corpse

"I surrender, I surrender!"

Corpse sighed, all his worries disappearing in an instant.

But then the very same thoughts resurfaced.

Even if Quackity didn't necessarily like Mei in that way... That doesn't mean he wouldn't do anything with her, does it?

He was a man afterall and it's not like he had much against him. They were similar in height, both mexican, the only difference was that he was absolutely hilarious and Corpse wasn't sure if he could say that about himself.

"Wait, why did you ask?" hummed Karl suspiciously

"Uh.."

"You two are dating?"

"Well-"

"I didn't think you'd go for it." Karl looked down, letting a chuckle leave his throat.

"Karl-"

"I knew you'd eventually but like i feel like it was quick-"

"We're not dating." He cut Karl off.

"What?"

"Not yet, I haven't asked her." spoke Corpse, turning into his garage. Karl stayed silent, rubbing his hands together slowly.

"Corpse. I know this might make me sound like an asshole and everything but I need to get it off my chest." sighed Karl.

"What is it?"

"I like Mei." confessed Karl.

~~~

"George come over." started Mei "Oh wait! You can't because you're british." She laughed.

"I wouldn't have it any other way." scoffed George

"Yes you would." corrected Mei

"You totally would for Dream." added Quackity mockingly.

"Because you love him!" continued Mei