Ariana Grande X Nicki Minaj

ariana being a bitch

ariana: *wakes up at 11 in the morning*

ariana: *yawns* *backflips off the bed like a girlboss and sings 34+35 twice*

ariana: im hungry asf let me make some food

*remembers that she is the girlboss #queen #slayer6920*

ariana: oh shit i forgor that im ariana grande butera 💀 let me call my 38 yr old maid to make me food.

ariana: *calls her maid on her unreleased iphone69*
"c*me and make me food woman."

maid: "k*

*hangs up*

maid: OK ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA I WILL MAKE YOU THE BEST FOOD YOU'VE EVER TASTED IN YOUR 28 YEARS (in her head)

maid: *orders kfc* *adds spice's in the chicken*

*serves to ariana grande butera*

ariana: wtf is this

maid: chicken?..

ariana: "k" *eats the chicken with expired spice's on it*

*ariana grande glitches cause it tasted so fucking bad that it broke her whole system*

maid: ARE YOU OK ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA

ariana: "FUCK NO YOU ARE NOW FIRED THIS IS PEASANTS FOOD WJY WOULD YOU MAKE ME THIS SHIT"

maid: "k"

*nicki shows up while the maid is packing her shits up*

nicki: "lets go to the beach each lets go get away"

ariana: what the heck nicki what are you doing in my 295820204929 billion dollar mansion?

picture break btw tbh ngl^^

nicki: WHERE ARE THE ROACHES???

ariana: in your moms womb

nicki: anyways queen what should we do?

ariana: eat.

nicki: ok "MAIDDDDDD MAKE ARIANA GRANDE BUTERA FOOD NOW"

ariana: *shifts into an alpha* "DONT CALL HER" *in a deep demon voice*

maid: *runs the fuck away cause Ariana's being a big bitch rn*

nicki: what why

ariana: her food tasted like 5 minute crafts food

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