Transformers One-Shots (Requests Closed)

Stoned [Ratchet]

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TW: Drugs mentioned

My apologies if there are any spelling errors

Current when I started this. I was high. But I'm alright now :)

Update (05/13/2022)
I'm high again ;)

Yours truly.

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"Oh Primus. Miko. What is the horrific smell?" Ratchet groaned.

She turned. "None of your business" she huffed and set the cookies down on top of the stove to let them cool. "Don't let anyone eat these big man" she giggled as she walked off

He scoffed. Rolling his eyes and continued to type on his computer "don't let anyone eat those. Bah! They probably taste as bad as they smell" he scoffed. Heading to the storage

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"Ratchet!" Miko yelled. Storming over to the railing where the autobot was working

"I told you to keep an eye on my cookies!"

"It's not my responsibility to watch over the disgustingness you made"

"Then you're going to deal with the outcome of whoever ate it"

"As if those cookies can do anything! The most itll do will make someone thro-"

You walked up the stairs. Holding to the railing for balance as you walked. Giggling slightly.

The two of them turned.

"Oh no" Miko pinched the bridge of her nose.

"(Y/n)? Why are you laughing? There's nothing fun-"

"You have huge ass eyebrows." You started to wheeze out

The two of them looked at eachother

"This is your fault!" She pointed at ratchet

"Me?! You made those....what are they?"

"Pot cookies!" She yelled and stormed off

"Miko!" He groaned. Leaving the Autobot there with the not so sober human. Who was laughing during the whole argument. He turned to looked at you. Sighing

"Ratchettttt come pick me uppp" you whine as you lean against the railing. Holding your hands out for him to pick you up.

"No I have work to do"

"Please?" You ask

"No!" He said sternly

It made you jump. Tears in your eyes as you began to cry

He watched. Now feeling bad.

"No(y/n) I didn't mean to-" he groaned and gently scooped you up into his hands. Bringing you up to eye level. "(Y/n) look I didn't mean it like that"

You rubbed your eyes. Looking up at him.

He sighed and gently rubbed the top of your head. Making you slowly stop

"Your eyes... They're red?"

You started laughing. Holding his digit. "Maybe cause you made me cry" you teased

He stuttered and blinked. Sighing

"Let me scan you"

"Are you gunna get mad? Oh no I'm sorry I-"

"Why would i get mad"

You rubbed your eyes as he set you down on the ground and grabbed the scanner. Taking it out and turned it on. Adjusting it in his hand

"Arms out" he asked

You held your arms out. Moving them on a circle a bit. Giggling. Shifting onto both feet. You swayed back and forth happily "Whatre you doing?" You laughed

He looked at you oddly. "I'm scanning you. Something is wrong"

"Nothing is wrong"

"Yes there is" he scanned beeped and he moved to the computer. Gently walking over you and to his spot. He looked at the scans.

"Muscle relaxation, increased heart rate... intra-ocular reduction. What is wrong?"

"I'm fantasi-"

"They're high, ratchet" Jack sighed

He turned. Seeing Jack and Miko.

"What?"

"Ya know...stoned?" Miko chimed

"What does that...mean?"

"Oh jeez you really are an old man" Miko laughed "they're just. Not themselves to say the least" she said

"Can I move?" You asked

"Yes you can move" he said

You stumbled over and leaned on his ped. "Ratchett" you looked up at him

"Yes what?"

"Pick me up! I wanna cuddle" you whined

He sighed. Gently picking you up and held you at his chest

You laughed. "By your face"

He blinked and sighed. Lifting you up to his shoulder

You crawled off carefully and into his shoulder moving to his face. "Hey guess what" you laughed

"What?"

You blinked. "Uh...i dunno" you peaked your head on his. Kicking your legs back and forth

"Alright?" He said confused, Turing to Jack

"What does..."being high" mean?" He asked.

Jack sighed. Sitting on the couch to look at Ractet

"Well. When someone ingest a certain substance called THC, it will make them what we called stoned or high. Depending on how the ingested it. It can last for 3-9 hours" he sighed as looked at you.

"I didn't do...anything wrong!" You pointed and gasped. "All I had was a cookie! Or...what did I eat?" You paused suddenly. Thinking. Forgetting what you actually ate. Your body felt odd. A weird crave for the munchies to? What-?

Ratchet groaned in slight annoyance. This wasn't going to be a fun night

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An hour passed. You laid on his shoulder. Kicking your legs a bit. Your body twitched constantly.

Ratchet never expected you to open up so much to him like that. And he was surprised about what he heard come from your mouth. Your trauma. Your vile language when talking about someone you hated. Miko was absolutely right, she wasn't herself.

You closed your eyes. Listening to Ratchet's finger tap away at the screen since the bots were out. You were a bit glad that they were. You would have felt terrible if they saw you like this

Ratchet shifted his head and looked at you. Seeing your eyes closed. He sighed softly. He wasn't going to move you if you were tired. He stared to him softly

This immediately made you fall asleep. You're body fully relaxed and stopped twitching

Ratchet went back to focusing on his work. He smiled "goodnight (y/n)"

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Oh my god guys....

I'm so funny ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

Good bye now

~A