Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: We all need to go in a half hour early tomorrow, Strauss is holding a meeting
Emily: lol not going af 💋🥳
Y/n: cough cough shit sorry I'm sick suddenly won't be in tomorrow 💔
Derek: got porn to watch sorry 😞 not showing up tomorrow 🥶🥶
Hotch: It's mandatory, I like my job as is so please cooperate
JJ: Ok I'll be there I guess
Reid: I don't mind coming in earlier.
Y/n: booo 😴
Derek: fine only bc I don't want a new boss 🤧🤠🤰🏾
Emily: I'll show up but I'm not listening to her bc Ik damn well it's gonna be about our behavior 😒🤢🤢 like leave us alone
Y/n: ^ preach
Derek: she frfr needs to mind her business before I make sure her ass gets put up in a nursing home 🏡🤣😌
Rossi: I think Strauss is alright
Hotch: ...yeah you're alone on that opinion 👍
Rossi: alright kid
Emily: giving.. passive aggression vibes🤺
Rossi: No? I was being genuine
Y/n: Rossi I vote you make us all pasta tomorrow night after we go through that traumatizing meeting 🙈💋💋💝
Emily: ^^ ROSSI PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, I WANT PASTA RN😇😇😁
Rossi: Okay, 8PM!
Garcia: ooo count me in!! family gathering!<3
JJ: We have family gatherings like twice a week tbh
Hotch: I found this in my gallery from the last case
Emily: Reid..😭😭 ilyY/n: he's just in a silly goofy mood my sweetest boy 💖💖
Garcia: omg you all look so adorable!! Nice photo Hotch!! <<33
Hotch: Thanks!
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!