Birds With Broken Wings

20* Boyfriend Material!

Dedicated to IfedayoOgunleye4, for being an absolute sweetheart 😘❤

Jummah Mubarak and coincidentally, it's a Friday in the book too 😂❤

NADIA SULAIMAN

"Eeei, God! Am I a potato? Am I a yam? I see what you're doing for others! Am I a table?" Tania screamed for the umpteenth time on Friday morning, "Am I spirit?" She paused in the process of emptying the whole of her wardrobe's content onto her bed and she placed her two palms on her chest with a lovelorn look on her face as if she was wondering if she was a spirit.

I actually won't be surprised if that was what was going through her mind because it's Tania. The most impossible was possible with her.

"Because I don't understand!" She exclaimed again, "Or Nadia, do you understand?"

I ignored her just like I've been doing since I got to her room. It was only Dunni Gentry that chuckled gently at her words.

"Eiii," She picked another piece of clothing, examined it before she threw it on her bed, "Seyi, come and look at what your mates are doing for their girlfriends! Come and look at what your mates are buying for their girlfriends ooo."

"Tania, stop screaming, you're hurting my ears."

She only intensified her scream, "Abi are they doing something that I'm not doing? Is that it? That must be it! When it's not like they have two heads! Eerie! Abi I should look for another boyfriend ni?" A thoughtful expression crossed her face as she seemed to ponder on that for a few seconds.

"God, if I was on a talking term with Seyi, I'd called him to blast his head and call him out for not living up to the image of the perfect boyfriend material!"

She wasn't on talking terms with Seyi?

"You're not on talking terms with your boyfriend?" Dunni asked her immediately, her voice sounding like disbelief itself and I found myself looking up from my phone to stare at Tania.

It wasn't humanly possible that Tania wouldn't be on talking terms with Seyi. He was her lifeline. I doubted if she could even function properly without talking to him for five minutes.

"Yeah, I'm currently angry at him."

Wow!

"You're angry at Seyi?" I couldn't even conceal how incredulous I felt because my voice sounded exactly like it and Tania nodded, her shoulders slumping, making her look even smaller.

"Yeah, I've not spoken to him since 11:42 yesterday." She sounded petty and meek, like a child and my lips parted slightly in surprise.

Tania even remembers the exact time she stopped speaking to him?

"You remember the exact time you stopped talking to him?" Dunni voiced out my thought again and I subconsciously glanced at her. She was lying down on her neatly laid bed, her head popped up on her right hand, and staring intently at Seyi.

"Of course, I remember. This is the first time we'll argue like this. We always make sure to clear our misunderstandings before going to bed but I'm just so angry at him that I've been ignoring his calls and messages."