Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Ren: Remember, Cleo can't kill all of us.

False: Why can't she kill all of us?

Ren: Hmm. That is a good point.

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Stress: Did you just call G dumb?

Scar: No.

Scar: I said, "Are you dumb?"

Scar: I was asking him.

Stress: Do you think that was appropriate?

Scar: Very much so.

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Jevin: I guess we all learned a valuable lesson

Jevin: Except for me, I wasn't paying attention

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Zed: What's up, sluts! Guess who broke out of prison again?

Doc: Sluts?

Hypno: Prison?

Cleo: Again!?

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Hels: *to the camera* As a parent, there are many simple joys.

Ex: BADTIMES!

BadTimes: *from upstairs* YEAH?

Ex: *to the camera* Like doing that and not responding

Hels: They hate it.

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Cub: I desire moisture.

Joe: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Cub: When have I ever behaved like a normal person?

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Keralis: I'm permanently emotionally damaged but it's chill. I'm chill

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Beef: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.

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Etho: How COULD you?! Think of your team!

Etho: *sweeps his arm dramatically towards Iskall, Wels, and Grian* Your TEAM, MUMBO! They're SCARED and UPSET, and YOU WON'T EVEN ADMIT YOU'RE AT FAULT!

Wels: *To Iskall* Are you scared and upset?

Iskall: Not really, you?

Wels: Not at the moment. G?

Grian: I'm upset that Etho thinks I'm capable of experiencing fear

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Gemini: Perfect for a wedding

Impulse: I know, right?

Tfc: THIS IS A GRAVEyARD-

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Mumbo: Tango, I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behaviour.

Tango: I promised other people I'd be on my worst behaviour, and I gave my word, so...

Mumbo: Wh-WHO ELSE DO YOU TALK TO!???

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Bdubs: You're not alone if there are trees!

xB: I can not tell if that is supposed to be encouraging, or an ominous warning.

Bdubs: That is entirely up to the trees.

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Pearl: [On the phone] G, please help me with this.

Grian: Pearl, please stop calling me for help you're older than me and it makes me panic.

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False: The 'I' in my name stands for 'I don't care'.

X: There's no 'I' in your na-

False: I don't care.

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Biffa: I don't hear anything.

Gemini: What's the matter with that?

Biffa: 29 Hermits and no noise. That's what's the matter with that... I've never heard such a loud silence.

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Joe: So, if you know all the teen slang, how come I never hear you talk like the kids?

X: *sipping coffee* If they knew I'd lose my advantage.

Joe: OK... And they have no idea?

X: *pause* There has been some... close calls.-

[Earlier]

Grian: Let's get this bread! *falls off a ledge and hits the ground with a THUD*

Mumbo: *over proximity chat* what's going on over there?

Pearl: G yeeted off the roof.

Grian: *over proximity chat* I'm fine. I've fallen off A LOT of roofs.

X: *muttering* weird flex, but ok.

Pearl: *turns to look at him* what?

X: *blank faced* What?

Pearl: You said-

X: I didn't say anything.

Pearl: *eyes narrowing*

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Hypno: you know, I've always kinda wanted to be in a horror movie

Jevin: is this place not good enough for you?

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Scar: BT?

BadTimes: huh?

Scar: do you need a hug?

BadTimes: haven't I been through enough?

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Ex: Have you ever been guilt tripped by hot people into becoming an errand boy?

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Today's Question:

You get locked in a building with everyone you've ever read fanfiction about, how likely are you to die?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors