Iskall: I just texted my girlfriend I think I deserve pp touches, she left me on read
Doc: Hahaah
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Xisuma: Damn it!
Cleo: Oh my gosh... Xisuma WHO CLONED YOU, WHERE'S THE REAL XISUMA TELL ME, CLONE SCUM-
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Joe: Oh hey Cleo I-
Cleo: (dragging a large dark bag)
Joe: Oh do you need help with that?
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Iskall: (driving home alone, listing to ABBA)
(Dancing Queen turns on)
Grian: Oh damn, this is my shit turn it up!
Iskall: Okay- wait a damn minute
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Scar: The other day I walked into the target and walked out without buying anything, but I felt like I commited 47 at the same time
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Doc: Uh well your teeth are cleaned and-
Ren: Oh- Oh- where my dick at
Doc: Uh-
Ren: WHERE MY DICK AT, THE FUCK-
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Doc: Have you ever pushed a beach ball underwater?
Xisuma: Yea it just pops back up
Doc: Have you ever pushed a baby underwater?
Xisuma: Yea, the baby fucking dies
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Cleo: I overheard a guy the other day say that only guys have balls like bitch, what about mine?!
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Mumbo: Truly ensured to be king, for the king overthroweth the sheep
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Cleo: Let' s make the past pregnant
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Gem says
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~•=*+Hermitcraft Oneshots+*=•~
Fanfictionhonestly, i wanted to make a book for oneshots of hermitcraft (contains multishipping and poly ships). I will be inserting my own oc, (you get to find that out later) ALSO in this universe Evil Xisuma and Xisuma are brothers (i will NOT be shipping...
