The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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⚡️tHeY'rE aDoPtEd🐍

baby black🥺🖤
just wanna let you two know that we made it okay

playboy🙄🐍
i just can't believe my children are graduating 😭

don't be a baby
train ride was okay?

anka🌹
well
considering that i slept the entire ride and reg was binging friends for the millionth time
i'd say it was okay

baby black🥺🖤
i'd just like to clarify that ross and rachel weren't on a break

we know
the only person who says that they were is james

anka🌹
they weren't on a break 🙄

playboy🙄🐍
ik
try telling my boyfriend that

aren't you seeing someone rn?

playboy🙄🐍
yeah i am
she's nice
but idk

baby black🥺🖤
dude
you have got to stop being a playboy
you're not tony stark
and even he settled down with pepper and had Morgan

anka🌹
i'm calling it
azriel's first child will be a boy

ooh
I CALL GODMOTHER

playboy🙄🐍
i haven't even gotten anyone pregnant
i think...
lemme make some calls 🤡

baby black🥺🖤
my father ladies and gents 🤡

playboy🙄🐍
your mother raised you
not me

i'm so fucking glad i did
because look at you
and look at reggie

playboy🙄🐍
TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

anka🌹
do you really want the answer to that question?

playboy🙄🐍
no...

HOLD UP
I NEED TO RANT
AND I NEED MY PEACEFUL TRANSLATOR

baby black🥺🖤
remus?

remus

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

HOLD ON TO YOUR LILYWHITE BUTTS

baby black🥺🖤
jade wants to rant

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm scared

puppy🐕🖤
i'm intrigued

my moony🌙❤️
i'm here🤦🏻‍♂️

best black👯‍♀️
ooh
bunny's gonna rant
CROOKSHANKS
GET THE POPCORN

blondie👯‍♀️
YESSSSSSSSSS
I MISSED HER RANTS
we just need her translator