UnOrdinary Short-ish Stories

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Name Key:

John - Cripple

Seraphina - Sera

Arlo - Asslo

Elaine - Blueberry

Remi - Pinkachu

Blyke - Angriboi

Isen - Chaos

So this takes place a few days after they got back from Seraphina's private beach. Cecile published the article about them travelling together.

A lot of people thought they were having a sevensome...? idk, apparently, that's actually a thing.

After getting mildly threatened by John and Arlo no one questions whether or not that they are actually having a sevensome.

They left the whole March Break fiasco to Leilah since a couple of months ago she and Doc started a research company. Doc mostly works at Wellston but since there have been fewer fights breaking out he works on his research in his office at the infirmary.

Anyways, this was originally an idea for Valentines' day but that past months ago. The original idea was a lot less chaotic than this one too lol.

aNYWays, here ya go.

For anyone new,

Welcome to the group chat known as Hell.

Wednesday, 7:21 a.m

Hell

Blueberry: uM

Blueberry: first off, is anyone awake?

Cripple: is this role call?

Cripple: r we back in preschool?

Cripple: God I miss being in preschool, back then I wasn't attacked constantly and no one wanted me dead

Chaos: Same

Chaos: I could get away with so much trouble back when I was 3 and tripping little kids

Blueberry: gUYs

Chaos: what?

Sera: fine, here

Angriboi: wait actually? were rlly doing a role call?

Asslo:

Pinkachu: Present!

Pinkachu: Just finishing tying my hair

Pinkachu: what were u saying Elaine?

Blueberry: ok thanks Remi, what day is it today?

Chaos: bruh

Chaos: that's why u called us to hell so early in the morning?

Asslo: It's Wednesday, March 26th.

Asslo: I'm assuming you don't need the year.

Blueberry: so it's not valentines day? or April fools?

Sera: wait why?

Cripple: I didn't realize elaine was stupid

Blueberry: hey! you wouldn't be calling me stupid if you were in my shoes

Blueberry: I've been in the school for 10 minutes and I got 2 confessions and 4 gifts shoved in my hand.