Jared: tell me what the surprise is
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: hey lovebug!!!!!!! how did span go for you? sorry I had 2 rush off!!!! Hope u had luvly afternoon w/ willa I mean ur bae <3 <3
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Jared: oh my god Isaac
Jared: why are we friends. I swear your texting style gets worse every time
Jared: and don't think you can distract me that easily. What's the surprise?
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: bbycakes u wound me </3
Jared: I'll wound you if you don't tell me what the surprise is
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: I can't believe you just sent that
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: it's so adorably wannabe badass
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: never change
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: *sings bruno mars* BECAUSE UR AMAZING!!!! JUST THE WAY U R
Jared: thanks Isaac
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: no problem baby
Jared: you are the actual worst and this is the end of our friendship
Jared: unless you tell me what the surprise is
*EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER is typing...*
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: ok fine. Look, I know how much you really love 70s Swedish pop, so willa and I are taking you to an abba tribute concert. Except it's also karaoke and audience participation so you know...
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: ..better get ur singing hat on!!!!!!
Jared: I hate you
Jared: wait you are joking right?
Jared: isaac
Jared: don't you dare ignore me now
Jared: ISAAC ?????
Jared: im not going to a karaoke abba tribute concert. i'd rather pluck out my own eyeballs with a fork
Jared: but I mean that doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate the thought
Jared: unless you're joking
Jared: in which case youre a dick
Jared: (im like 97% sure youre joking)
Jared: ???!!!!??
Jared: isaac now im worried you weren't joking and ive hurt your feelings
Jared: im sorry
Jared: I'll go to the concert with you ok?
*EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER is typing...*
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: will u sing along to super trouper with me
Jared: yes
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: awww honeybun!! Light of my life!!!!! Wind beneath my wings!!!!!!!!! <33333
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: ps. Yes I was joking
EVERYONE'S MOST FAVE DUDE EVER: but the sentiment is appreciated
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Invincible
Teen Fiction"I didn't know you had friends like Isaac," Willa said in greeting. "I don't," muttered Jared. Isaac rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you don't. You have //one// friend like Isaac." His voice turned into this stupid mock whisper and he leaned towards Jared c...
